punny things

Ten years without brushing causes horrible tooth decade.

I seem to have forgotten to post since last Thursday :) so here they are

When the beekeeper moved into town he created quite a buzz.

Landscaping to the left and right of a house produces side effects.

The discovery of how to make steel was ironic.

A start-up company making rubber bands had to stretch their budget but they managed to hold things together.

Pencils could be made with erasers at both ends, but what would be the point?

There was once a cross-eyed teacher who couldn't control his pupils.

Soft drink inventors saw a big popportunity.

the bowling alley employees went on strike when their boss said he couldn't spare them a raise in pay.

My girlfriend once gave me a Valentine made of soft leather. What a suede heart.

We went to the owls convention and it was a real hoot.

On Valentines day many people take heart

A man brought his retriever to the vet for some tests and had to pay a lab fee.

My pet bird can predict the future. He is an omen pigeon.

Archers study arrow dynamics.

For a while, Houdini used a lot of trap doors in his act, but he was just going through a stage.

A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.

The dentist's favorite shopping center was 'The Gap'.

Helen didn't like it even if she gained one troy ounce