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    Re: punny things

    Ten years without brushing causes horrible tooth decade.
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    Re: punny things

    I seem to have forgotten to post since last Thursday so here they are

    When the beekeeper moved into town he created quite a buzz.

    Landscaping to the left and right of a house produces side effects.

    The discovery of how to make steel was ironic.

    A start-up company making rubber bands had to stretch their budget but they managed to hold things together.
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    Pencils could be made with erasers at both ends, but what would be the point?

    There was once a cross-eyed teacher who couldn't control his pupils.
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    Soft drink inventors saw a big popportunity.
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    Re: punny things

    the bowling alley employees went on strike when their boss said he couldn't spare them a raise in pay.
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    Re: punny things

    My girlfriend once gave me a Valentine made of soft leather. What a suede heart.
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    We went to the owls convention and it was a real hoot.
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    On Valentines day many people take heart
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    A man brought his retriever to the vet for some tests and had to pay a lab fee.
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    My pet bird can predict the future. He is an omen pigeon.
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    Re: punny things

    Archers study arrow dynamics.
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    For a while, Houdini used a lot of trap doors in his act, but he was just going through a stage.
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    A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.
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    Re: punny things

    The dentist's favorite shopping center was 'The Gap'.
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    Helen didn't like it even if she gained one troy ounce
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