punny things

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Ten years without brushing causes horrible tooth decade.

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I seem to have forgotten to post since last Thursday so here they are

When the beekeeper moved into town he created quite a buzz.

Landscaping to the left and right of a house produces side effects.

The discovery of how to make steel was ironic.

A start-up company making rubber bands had to stretch their budget but they managed to hold things together.

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Pencils could be made with erasers at both ends, but what would be the point?

There was once a cross-eyed teacher who couldn't control his pupils.

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Soft drink inventors saw a big popportunity.

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the bowling alley employees went on strike when their boss said he couldn't spare them a raise in pay.

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My girlfriend once gave me a Valentine made of soft leather. What a suede heart.

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We went to the owls convention and it was a real hoot.

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On Valentines day many people take heart

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A man brought his retriever to the vet for some tests and had to pay a lab fee.

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My pet bird can predict the future. He is an omen pigeon.

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Archers study arrow dynamics.

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For a while, Houdini used a lot of trap doors in his act, but he was just going through a stage.

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A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.

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The dentist's favorite shopping center was 'The Gap'.

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Helen didn't like it even if she gained one troy ounce