What is the best store to be in during an earthquake? A stationery store.
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What is the best store to be in during an earthquake? A stationery store.
I once knew a woman who turned into a deer when the moon was full. She was a real weredoe
You can measure a man's love by his overall sighs
You often hear of a good wine through the grapevine.
A guy with money to burn may well find a gal who wants to play with fire
Sea captains don't like crew cuts.
A guy went to a costume party dressed as a knife, and he really looked sharp
Two animal researchers, a Russian and Czech, had teamed up to study the mating habits of Siberian tigers.
A week passed, and not a word was heard from the two. A search party went out looking for the intrepid pair, and came upon a tiger couple. The female was licking her chops over a few shreds of what were quickly identified as the Russian researcher's clothing.
The fate of the other doctor was obvious--the Czech was in the male.
My grandfather manufactured waistcoats - you might say he had a vested interest.
What is a duck's favorite game to play? Billiards.
A bowling team was called 'lightning' because they had so many strikes.
During the rainy season I spread out large books for my guests to wipe their feet on. These are the tomes that dry men's soles.
Time is money. Overtime is more money.
My cavity wasn't fixed by my regular dentist, but by a guy who was filling in.
To find bargains go where the auction is.