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    Re: punny things

    What is the best store to be in during an earthquake? A stationery store.
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    Re: punny things

    I once knew a woman who turned into a deer when the moon was full. She was a real weredoe
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    You can measure a man's love by his overall sighs
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    You often hear of a good wine through the grapevine.
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    A guy with money to burn may well find a gal who wants to play with fire
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    Sea captains don't like crew cuts.
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    A guy went to a costume party dressed as a knife, and he really looked sharp
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    Re: punny things

    Two animal researchers, a Russian and Czech, had teamed up to study the mating habits of Siberian tigers.

    A week passed, and not a word was heard from the two. A search party went out looking for the intrepid pair, and came upon a tiger couple. The female was licking her chops over a few shreds of what were quickly identified as the Russian researcher's clothing.

    The fate of the other doctor was obvious--the Czech was in the male.
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    My grandfather manufactured waistcoats - you might say he had a vested interest.
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    What is a duck's favorite game to play? Billiards.
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    A bowling team was called 'lightning' because they had so many strikes.
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    During the rainy season I spread out large books for my guests to wipe their feet on. These are the tomes that dry men's soles.
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    Time is money. Overtime is more money.
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    My cavity wasn't fixed by my regular dentist, but by a guy who was filling in.
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    To find bargains go where the auction is.
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