punny things

[tiggerguy]

What is the best store to be in during an earthquake? A stationery store.

[tiggerguy]

I once knew a woman who turned into a deer when the moon was full. She was a real weredoe

[tiggerguy]

You can measure a man's love by his overall sighs

[tiggerguy]

You often hear of a good wine through the grapevine.

[tiggerguy]

A guy with money to burn may well find a gal who wants to play with fire

[tiggerguy]

Sea captains don't like crew cuts.

[tiggerguy]

A guy went to a costume party dressed as a knife, and he really looked sharp

[tiggerguy]

Two animal researchers, a Russian and Czech, had teamed up to study the mating habits of Siberian tigers.

A week passed, and not a word was heard from the two. A search party went out looking for the intrepid pair, and came upon a tiger couple. The female was licking her chops over a few shreds of what were quickly identified as the Russian researcher's clothing.

The fate of the other doctor was obvious--the Czech was in the male.

[tiggerguy]

My grandfather manufactured waistcoats - you might say he had a vested interest.

[tiggerguy]

What is a duck's favorite game to play? Billiards.

[tiggerguy]

A bowling team was called 'lightning' because they had so many strikes.

[tiggerguy]

During the rainy season I spread out large books for my guests to wipe their feet on. These are the tomes that dry men's soles.

[tiggerguy]

Time is money. Overtime is more money.

[tiggerguy]

My cavity wasn't fixed by my regular dentist, but by a guy who was filling in.

[tiggerguy]

To find bargains go where the auction is.