punny things

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You really are addicted to soccer, you should think of kicking the habit.

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Police can do a search if it's Warranted.

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A former doctor, while auditioning for a play, broke his leg. But luckily, he could still make the cast.

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A cheese manufacturer located on the coastline was called Ocean Bries.

The golfer guessed that his ball landed 20 feet off the fairway. Of course, that was just a rough estimate.

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A good carpenter will do his work and then varnish without a trace.

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When she made Mario Puzo's books required reading for her class, she made him an author they couldn't refuse.

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If you spend too much time in the coffee shop you'll be latte for work.

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The smoker always listened to his favorite Rap artist on his smoke breaks. He was a Tupac a day man.

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Sign on a music store window: 'Come in and pick out a drum -- then beat it!'

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In the French Revolution to stay alive you really had to keep your head.

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A skier who makes it to the olympics finds that it is all down hill from there

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When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair she thought she'd dye.

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Although I did not know the name of the boy who bumped his chin while playing a song in the children's handbell choir, his face rang a bell.

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The general started bowling before his aide had entered his name on the score sheet. He had launched a pre-emptive strike.

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The sad dentist looked down in the mouth.