punny things

[tiggerguy]

Seven days without a pun makes one weak.

[Conceited Ape]

Two animal researchers, a Russian and Czech, had teamed up to study the mating habits of Siberian tigers.

A week passed, and not a word was heard from the two. A search party went out looking for the intrepid pair, and came upon a tiger couple. The female was licking her chops over a few shreds of what were quickly identified as the Russian researcher's clothing.

The fate of the other doctor was obvious--the Czech was in the male.

[vixen101485]

Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.

[Rocketeer]

Purchasing land in Baton Rouge won't bayou a thing.

Do you have any parting words? - How about comb and brush?

The smartest nut mixtures have some macadamia.

Its amazing how eagles catch their prey, they must be really talonted.

One scholar claimed that others could count on him to get even with odd numbers.

[GrmGrnningGhost]

A women entered 10 entries to a pun constest. But sadly she didnt win. No pun in ten did

[AlecTronic]

Fozzy Bear auditioned for Aerosmith and it ended up like Wocka Wocka Wocka This Way

[Conceited Ape]

Pushing a foul-mouthed genetic carbon copy out the window could get you charged with making an obscene clone fall.

[SnwhtNdwrfs]

I really don't know why I read this thread---I shake my head every time I read!



Recently a guy in Paris nearly got away with stealing several paintings from the Louvre. However, after planning the crime, getting in and out past security, he was captured only 2 blocks away when his Econoline ran out of gas. When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied: "I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh."

[GrmGrnningGhost]

A man named Mr. Paddywack work at a bank. one day a frog came in and asked "Sir, may I have a loan?" Mr. Paddywack said no. The frog replied: But please! My father is Mick Jager!" So Mr. Paddywack said "Hold on please I will ask my manager." When he told his manager, the manager said "It's a nick nack Paddywack, give the frog the a loan, his old man's a Rolling Stone."

[Disneybratt]

On day a short fortune teller escaped from jail. Police called her a small medium at large.

[Conceited Ape]

It's Easter, and around this time of year, I like to pay a visit to the candy aisle to give a shout-out to The Peeps (tm).

[kylewhit89]

these are funny
but here is a stupid one

to write with a broken pencil is pointless

[Rocketeer]

Here's another *stoopid* in honor of Easter -

A lady opened her refrigerator and saw a rabbit sitting on one of the shelves.
"What are you doing in there?" she asked.
The rabbit replied: "This is a Westinghouse, isn't it?",
to which the lady replied, "Yes."
"Well," the rabbit said,
"I'm westing."

Wascally wabbit!

[SnwhtNdwrfs]

I knew someone once who was a monorail enthusiast. He had a one track mind.

[SnwhtNdwrfs]

Have to share this one:

If a wolf can take down a deer from either flank, does that make him bambidextrous?