Two animal researchers, a Russian and Czech, had teamed up to study the mating habits of Siberian tigers.
A week passed, and not a word was heard from the two. A search party went out looking for the intrepid pair, and came upon a tiger couple. The female was licking her chops over a few shreds of what were quickly identified as the Russian researcher's clothing.
The fate of the other doctor was obvious--the Czech was in the male.
"The society that draws too great of a distinction between its scholars and its warriors will end up having its thinking done by cowards and its fighting done by fools." --probably Thucydides