Sharing a recent email.....

[MickeyBabe]

I just opened an email and wanted to share the giggles with the rest of you.


I hope you enjoy it!







WHY GOD CREATED CHILDREN (AND IN THE PROCESS GRANDCHILDREN)




To those of us who have children in our lives, whether they are our
own, grandchildren, nieces, nephews, or students...here is something to
make you chuckle. Whenever your children are out of control, you can take
comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to His
own children After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve.
And the first thing he said was "DON'T!"
















"Don't what?" Adam replied.










"Don't eat the forbidden fruit." God said.










"Forbidden fruit? We have forbidden fruit? Hey Eve...we have forbidden fruit!!!!!"











"No Way!"










"Yes way!"











"Do NOT eat the fruit!" said God.










"Why"











"Because I am your Father and I said so!" God replied, wondering why He
hadn't stopped creation after making the elephants. A few minutes later,
God saw His children having an apple break and He was ticked! "Didn't I
tell you not to eat the fruit?" God asked.










"Uh huh," Adam replied.










"Then why did you?" said the Father.










"I don't know," said Eve.










"She started it!" Adam said










"Did not!"










"Did too!"










"DID NOT!"










Having had it with the two of them, God's punishment was that Adam and
Eve should have children of their own. Thus the pattern was set and it has
never changed.










BUT THERE IS REASSURANCE IN THE STORY! If you have persistently and
lovingly tried to give children wisdom and they haven't taken it, don't be
hard on yourself. If God had trouble raising children, what makes you
think it would be a piece of cake for you?











THINGS TO THINK ABOUT!

1. You spend the first two years of their life teaching them to walk
and talk. Then you spend the next sixteen telling them to sit down and
shut up.









2. Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your own children.










3. Mothers of teens now know why some animals eat their young.










4. Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for
word what you shouldn't have said.









5. The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind yourself
that there are children more awful than your own.










6. We childproofed our homes, but they are still getting in.



















ADVICE FOR THE DAY: Be nice to your kids. They will choose your nursing
home one day.










AND FINALLY:




IF YOU HAVE A LOT OF TENSION AND YOU GET A HEADACHE, DO WHAT IT SAYS ON
THE ASPIRIN BOTTLE:





"TAKE TWO ASPIRIN" AND "KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN"!!!!!










Quick, send this on to ten people within the next five minutes.
Nothing will happen if you don't, but if you do, ten people will be
laughing.

[buzznut31]

Thanks, MB!!!! I got a real good laugh out of it, and I don't even have any children of my own, just a 12-yr old sister!!!

[epcot man]

knowing my two cheeky monkeys the way i do i think god was right!!!!!HARD WORK MAN!!!!!!