Disney Dating Show

**Princess Jas** · 01-14-2005, 09:09 PM

Jasmine: Aladdin! Razoul! Genie! Go help her!

The three men simultaneously: What?

Aladdin: But Jasmine . . .

Jasmine: No buts, go help Kim Possible fight Shego.

The three men simultaneously: (moan, but reluctantly go)
(They capture Shego and Razoul proudly escorts her off the stage, Genie and Al come back to the audience proudly)

Genie: (turns into a one man band) Hail the conquering heroes!

Shego and Kim simultaneously: Oh, please!

Kim: (rolls her eyes) All in a day's work for me!

Jasmine: (to Kim) Just let them enjoy "their glory." It tends to work out better that way.

Kim: Tell me about it!

**Princess Jas** · 01-14-2005, 09:18 PM

Jasmine: (yells) Goofy, are you ok?

**BigDaddyKyle** · 01-14-2005, 09:30 PM

Goofy: Garsh!?!?!?!?!?! I think so!

(Light shut off in the theater.)

(Glowing hand starts moving towards Goofy's white eyes on the pitch black stage)

Goofy: Help!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! (Signature Goofy yelp here!)

(Silence on thew stage as Jasmine ponders what to do next?????)

**BelleGurl** · 01-14-2005, 09:52 PM

Cinderella: Ummmm......Uhhhh....That will be the end of todays show,AND RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!!!!! (screams)

**Princess Jas** · 01-14-2005, 10:24 PM

Jasmine: Genie, do something!

Genie: (turns into a light so everyone can see) Does this help illuminate things for you Jas?

Aladdin: Thanks Genie. Now to deal with Shego. (whips out knife and fights with Shego, One Jump Ahead music starts playing)

Jasmine: Don't worry, we'll be more careful next time with who gets on this show! Cinderella, your palace will be restored to all of it's beauty by the Dating Show Crew (aka Genie, Al, Iago, Abu, Carpet, and me). Let's start Round 4 - hopefully Tramp will have a better show for us!

**Princess Jas** · 01-14-2005, 11:27 PM

Iago: (flies in through the Goofy shaped hole in the wall) Hey everybody, sorry I'm late - Jafar gave me bad directions to get here! What did I miss? (Notices the chaos and sees Al and Shego fighting)

Why do I ALWAYS miss the good stuff? Geez, is it too much to ask for some coffee and front row seats to a fight? Apparently so. (barely misses getting swatted by Shego) YIKES!!!!! Stay away from her! (flies over and sits next to Abu)

**Princess Jas** · 01-15-2005, 12:07 PM

Round 4 Participants
Host: The_Heat playing Tramp
Location: Mad Tea Party
Bachelorette: Belle (Belle)
Bachelor 1: Belle's Boy
Bachelor 2: BelleGurl
Bachelor 3: Princess Jas

We need 3 bachelorettes, a bachelor, and a host for Round 5 - pm Princess Jas if you are interested.

**The_Heat** · 01-16-2005, 01:19 AM

Tramp: Howdy everybody,and welcome to the Disney Dating Show!Today,we're at the wild, never stopping and crazy Mad Tea Party. Today,we'll be finding a certain book loving girl the man of her dreams! Please welcome Belle! Belle, today you will be picking from three bachelors,who are behind that brush of trees. So,lets get this party started! Belle, please ask your first question.

**Belle** · 01-16-2005, 02:25 PM

Belle: I long for a life of adventure. Do you like adventure? What kind of adventures could we share?

**Princess Jas** · 01-16-2005, 02:42 PM

Bachelor #3: I love adventures - particularly those that lead to treasure. If you chose me, you would be welcome to join me and help me out on my adventures.

**Belle's Boy** · 01-16-2005, 03:48 PM

Bachelor #1: I love adventure,and am in a huge one as it is. Maybe a nice ride on my horse? I need to be careful towards you,for you are obviously a damsel in distress.

**BelleGurl** · 01-16-2005, 03:52 PM

Bachelor #2: I'm not one for adventure,just lounging around my tree is good enough for me. You could take the higher branch for more adventure.

**Belle** · 01-16-2005, 04:18 PM

Belle: Something important to me is having a husband that is as intellectually able as I am. How "intellectually developed" do you and others consider you to be?