The Wish Game

[xxsugarreax3]

Wish granted, but it won't open until 2013.

I wish I could beam myself to WDW anytime I wanted to.

[SkittleE275]

Wish granted, but something goes horribly wrong with the beam and suddenly you find yourself on the track to RRC.

I wish VMK would come back.

[GoofyRulez]

Wish granted but you can only play it 1 day out of the year for 10 minutes.

I wish I lived next door to the MK.

[SkittleE275]

Wish granted, but in order to live there you have to live underground so you aren't really on WDW property.

I wish I could work at Walt Disney World, at the ride of my choice, with included-free and comfortable-accommodations, and good pay, before I turn eighteen.

[GoofyRulez]

Wish granted but they hire you the day before you turn 18. By the time you finish filling out all of the required paperwork you only get to work for 4 hours of unpaid training.

I wish WDW was in Wisconsin.

[SkittleE275]

Wish granted, but hordes of angry people realize that it was your fault (which I had no part in, trust me) and strap you to the monorail tracks.

I wish that Disney would never make straight-to-TV-movies EVER again.

[GoofyRulez]

Wish granted, but a gaggle of semi-talented child actors tie you to the monorail tracks next to me.

I wish I was at WDW right now. *Clenches fists and squeezes eyes shut real tight*

[SkittleE275]

Oh, but you already are at Disney World. In Wisconsin, strapped to the Monorail tracks. Is that a rumble in the distance?

I wish I was no longer strapped to the Monorail tracks, and in a more pleasant place. (That I do not have to be dead to get into.)

[MakAttack98]

Wish granted, but you arrive inside a building titled "A More Pleasant Place."

I wish I could have a Dole Whip right now!