:no: Such evil words should never be spoken! :no:
ChipNDale you're up! :bump:
I can not think of one right now. So the next person to post one gets a turn. :grin:
Here's a simple one ...
Five Disney characters took part in a race. Minnie finished before Pluto but behind Goofy. Donald finished before Mickey but behind Pluto. What was the finishing order?
Goofy finished first followed by Minnie, Pluto, Donald, Mickey
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Someone's dog goes around the neighborhood every night getting into people's garbage pails and making a mess. Some of the neighborhood kids say they know what the guilty dog looks like, but the culprit strikes at night, so it's hard to see. Each of the four witnesses has one and only one detail right, and each detail is described correctly by only one witness.
Dan says the dog is white, fluffy, wears a red collar, and has a long tail.
Karen says the dog is black, has short hair, wears a red collar, and has a long tail.
Max says the dog is brown, has long, silky hair, wears a blue collar, and has a long tail.
Emma says the dog is spotted, fluffy, wears a red collar, and has a short tail.
Can you correctly describe the guilty pooch?
(My computer doesn't always notify me of email, so if this gets lost and I don't give the answer...please PM me. Thanks. mini-V)
It is a white, short haired pooch with a blue collar and a short tail.
Yes. Go for it!
I don't have time to go for it. Somebody else can go for it and I will go for it another time (like after tax season).
Okay, a quick one:
How many animals did Moses take on the Ark?
After plugging in to my slide rule many variants of proposed but undeterminable species counts given the enormity of the task, then multiplying by 2, and remembering to include pregnancies, while excluding all oceanic creatures, but including termites and the like, I'll guess - HEY wait a minute, Moses built the ark??!! I'd say you were trying to pull the Marino* over my eyes!!!
*Sheep breed, excellent wool producer.
How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen?
Yup! Most people say 6
How many months have 28 days?