If I were to.....would I?

[disneydarling]

I certainly hope not

If i were to spin in a circle at a billion RPM would I eventually have spun so fast I would be motionless?

[the7thAve]

absolutely. you never saw any of the episodes of "SuperFriends"? Superman and the Flash both demonstrated this law of physics numerous times.


If I were to climb into a tree and see a squirrel, would I have a new friend?

[Tinker Bell]

Depends, do you speak Woodland Creature?


If I were to hand you a pencil and sketch pad, could you draw me a liger?

[disneydarling]

I would draw you a super sweet liger

Keeping with that theme

If I called you from school and asked you to bring me my chapstick, beacuse my lips hurt, real bad, would you drop everything and bring me some?

[Tinker Bell]

No because I'd be too busy chatting with hunks online all day.

If I were to run for school president, would you vote for me?

[disneydarling]

Nah, I'd vote for Pedro

If I caught you a delicious bass would you eat it?

[the7thAve]

yes, I don't get enough freshwater fish. all I get is saltwater.

If I were to cook possum for dinner, would I be considered a gourmet?

[disneydarling]

Only in these our fine southern states

If I were to put a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs would it make a noise comperable to my singing?

[Tinker Bell]

I don't know for sure, I've never heard you sing.

If I were to check the wall of your home, would I find original artwork? (Kids art projects don't count).

[ky71]

Of course...but it sure does look like one of my kids did it!!!

If I were to open your car glove box would I find any gloves/mittens?

[Tinker Bell]

No, a bunch of other stuff though.

If I were to look at your refrigerator, would I find a Disney magnet?

[the7thAve]

several.

If I were to see a real ghost, would I pee my pants or attempt communique a la Ghostbusters-style? (and then pee my pants)

(the library ghost)

[Tinker Bell]

Communicate then pee your pants. (that is a creepy one right there).

If I were to check your house, would I find any movie ticket stubs that you kept as mementos?

[Conceited Ape]

(Trav, I'm hoping you'd have a better plan than "Get her.")

None intentional, but I did recently discover a stub for Star Wars: Episode 1 tucked in a forgotten crevasse in my wallet not too long ago. I put it back, figuring it's been there that long, let's see how long it holds up for.


If I were to were to bring up Bruce Hornsby, would I get a blank look from you?

[disney fanatic]

No, you wouldn't. Thank you, choir....

If I were to bring in firewood, would you just stare at me or help?