If I were to.....would I?

yes....Yo ho Yo Ho...well, you know the rest!

If I were to visit you at work, would I find any disney items?

No...I might have a Disneyland bag in my desk drawer.


If I were to check your freezer, would I find popsicles?

No, but now I have a hankering for one!

If i were to drive your car, would I find the tank full?

Not unless it was payday.

If i was to meet you in WDW would you be carrying a fastpass

Most probably!


If I were to check your house, would I find a bag of grocery bags?

yup!

If I were to check your kitchen, would you have fruit out on the counter?

I think you might find a banana and an orange.

If I were to check your wallet, would I find pictures in it?

yes, since having kids my wallet is for photos instead of money!!

if i was to visit your home would there be at least 1 Mickey soft toy?

No........but would Jasmine qualify?


If I were to upend your socks and knickers drawer, would I see an old unsolved Rubix cube fall out of the back?

No, but i dread to think what would fall out for you to see

If i were to ask you for directions, would you be the reason i get lost?

Most definitely, turn me around twice and I am lost. If someone asks for directions I get a cold sweat!


If I were to flick your ear, would your reaction be to hit me?

That depends. If I knew who you were and was already aware of your presence, you'd probably only get a dirty look. If you managed to surprise me, you'd probably get a quick shove and I'd step away until I could size things up a little.


If I were to ask, would I find out that you're still in possession of any original run Garbage Pail Kids?

No, Never owned one.

If i were to look in your closet would your clothes all be neatly folded and sorted?

My closet is not extremely neat but whatever is in there is pressed and hung or folded properly.

If I were to look around your house, would I find shoes in every room?

Not every room! The living room, alan's room, my room, the retreat, near from t he front door, yes, but not EVERY room. I mean, I do have a thing for shoes so I have so many pairs they won't fit in my closet!

If I were to look on your computer, would I find pictures of you at Disney World?