Dear Santa
You know I have not written to you in quite awhile. The reason for this is because I really had all that I needed. Of course there were wants, but I thought maybe your time was better spent helping others in need.
But I am in need this year.....I need a date. Now, I am not asking for a "boyfriend", just someone to go out with. Preferrable, a cute, rich, tall, long-haired rocker boy....
Signed
Lonely this Christmas
