Originally Posted by rosworms
I see that you are indeed on my "nice" list this year. I am sorry that I scared your nephew but I am sending you the bill for the dry-cleaning--this suit is really hard to get pee out of--look for it in your stocking. Since you have ****ed up so nicely I have included Captain Nemo under your tree. He also has a very good looking beard. I put a gift certificate to the jeweler's under there also to have any ring he has resized. I am giving you an ipod since Mrs. Claus wants to go to Hawaii on vacation and we need the winning lottery tickets to fund our trip there. Be a good girl.