Dear Santa,
All I want for Christmas is for all my friends to be happy and recieve what they would like.
Signed,
Rich.
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Dear Santa,
All I want for Christmas is for all my friends to be happy and recieve what they would like.
Signed,
Rich.
Dear Virginia,
I am sorry I didn't get to your letter sooner. It seemed to have gotten lost in the shuffle. It is very busy up here. You are very welcome for all the gifts and I am glad you took care of them. And yes you have been extra good. This year I will be bringing you your very own personalized shopping cart to make buying groceries more fun, a new ironing board, a frost free fridge, and a Bunz of Steel workout video.
I am also including a gift certificate to your local craft store since you are making items to make other children happy. As for the flue powder-you will have to write to J.K. Rowling for that. The jet may not fit down the chimney so will be including the address to the John Travolta fan club because he owns his own planes (with a runway that is part of his front drive) and may be able to give you a lift next time he goes your way.
Genuinely Yours,
Santa
P.S. I know I am real too--I even pinched myself to prove it.
Dear Gobbling Mamacita,
Unfortunatly that iwannabeminnie girl took all the emeralds and rubies I had in stock but I can bring you a My Scene Barbie Doll Bling Bling and a set of Bratz Forever Diamondz dolls. They all come with real diamonds in their jewelry and maybe you can pry them out and sell them to fund your houses.
Joyously Yours,
Santa
Dear Biggest Fanatic,
Aruba was wonderful, thank you for asking, tho Rudolph forgot his sunscreen and his nose was a much brighter red then usual.
Since the waiting list is so long and complicated for those home makeover shows and the taxes on what they do are so horrendous I will be sticking some gift cards for Home Depot and Lowe's into your stocking to give to your mom. Help her with her repairs like a good child.
I will also be giving you a 1938 Lincoln Zephyr for your dad and a Viper GTS for your brother. They both will fit comfortably in their stockings as they are Matchbox size. I can't give live animals because they tend to die without any air holes in the packaging and the ASPCA would be on my big red backside in a moment for that. How about a stuffed one instead? Would he like that to chew on?
I will do my best to make sure everyone has a good holiday season. It is very kind of you to think of others before yourself. You are a very good person. Dont forget to send me your list later.
Wholeheartedly,
Santa
P.S. I like the big ole' chewy kind of cookies with lots of chocolate chips
My goodness my fingers are tired today from responding to all the letters I have gotten so far but I love hearing from all you boys and girls(even the bad ones) so please keep the letters coming.
LOVE,
Santa
Wholeheartedly,
Santa
P.S. I like the big ole' chewy kind of cookies with lots of chocolate chips[/quote]
Perfect!
Santa is not really supposed to be having a lot of sweet this year, he is trying to watch his carb intake. But since you were the first one to ask you may leave him a few.
Love Mrs. Santa
P.S. He says he is bored and needs more letters to answer.
Dear Santa,
I want an official Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle!
Love,
Ralphie Parker
Dear Santa,
Could you please send a little reminder to my Husband how much he loves Christmas. He seems to have lost his Christmas spirit with everything else that has been going on.
Signed,
He needs to find it for our boys
Dear Santa,
I'm sure I don't have to tell you if I've been naughty or nice, you probably already know since you can see me when I'm sleeping and stuff.
This year I would like a communicator so that I can understand what my 2 year old wants. I would also like a robot to help pick up and put away the toys around the house as well as pick up the laundry off the floor and put it in the hamper where it belongs. A food replicator would be awesome, I've always wanted one of those. Other than that, my boys have enough toys so I'll ask for a clean bill of health for them and good teeth (that should probably be something for the tooth fairy but I hear you guys are tight).
That's my list, I'll probably write another letter when I figure out what I'd like for some other near and dear peeps.
Sincerely yours,
CC
Dear Santa,
I want a hippopotamus for Christmas. Only a hippopotamus will do. No crocodiles, no rhinoceroses. I only like hippopotamuses.
And hippopotamuses like me too!
Love,
Extremely Annoying Child Plaguing the Radio Airwaves Every Holiday Season
P.S. Don't want a doll, no dinky Tinker Toy!
I want a hippopotamus to play with and enjoy!
Dear Santa,
I'v been a good little girl this year. I really want a 5GB IPOD that is hot pink. But I really want ro go back to wdw in the winter.
Dear Santa,
I really really REALLY want to win the lottery. Could you please send me the numbers in my presents? And yes Santa, they MUST be numbers to an UPCOMING lottery draw. I need the money to pay for a wedding, a house, and I will give anything left over to charity. I won't even buy me furinature, I'll give it all to charity. I promise. It's a charity called "Send WDWTrivia Members to Disney World." It is a very promising cause. I promise that to you Santa. Thanks in advance!
Love,
Helping Out Others, Really, I Am
P.S. Could you please not eat all the cookies this year? Save some for the rest of us kids!