Dear Santa,
Thanks for your kind words last time. Now, I know I didn't ask for anything - but there is just one thing I would like:
Please could you do your best to make Ann and I happy this Christmas (if you know what I mean!)?
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Dear Santa,
Thanks for your kind words last time. Now, I know I didn't ask for anything - but there is just one thing I would like:
Please could you do your best to make Ann and I happy this Christmas (if you know what I mean!)?
Dear Santa,
All I would like for Christmas is a job, since I am losing the one I have. A good paying one would be nice and it would be even better one if I didn't have to wear any shoes, `cause I really don't like to wear them.
If not a job, can I be first on the list for MayBWeRMnt2B's Send WDWTrivia Members to Disney World charity?
Hugs,
Empty Wallet
Dear wife of hubby,
I must say your letter was very hard to answer. I wish you and your family the very best this holiday season. I will be delivering your gift of perserverance a little early as you need to give your husband time. For him, I will be bringing lots of hugs and kisses from his children. Love will make him realize how important this holiday is to the kiddos. Lots of hugs from all of us here at the North Pole too.
Genuinely,
Santa
Dear CC,
Yes I have been watching you while you are sleeping and tho you have been very good you really need to wear less skimpy jammies. There are some things that Santa just does not need to see.
I am sorry to say that elves have yet to come up with the communicator you asked for. It is a very popular request. I will be bringing you that robot. We were fresh out here at the north pole but I did find one on Ebay--a gentleman named Will Robinson was selling it for a very reasonable price. Hermie said he would be more then willing to look after your children's teeth because tooth fairy is kinda booked right now and my HMO doesn't cover dental. Have a good holiday season.
Gleefully Yours,
Santa
Dear EACPTRAEHS,
I told one of you children last year that I cant deliver hippos, they just dont fit down the chimney. Plus the mess I have to clean up is just horrible. The elves used to make me do it so that is why I quit bringing them. If you would like to see some nice hippos(not to keep) there is a park in Florida that takes you on a tram ride past them.
Blithely,
Santa
Dear Little Girl,
I see you have been very good. Santa is not quite sure what all those initials stand for but I will be happy to bring you a very nice pink transistor radio. It is very up to date as it gets both AM and FM stations. You will have to talk to your parents about the trip since they have to accompany a minor on such a venture. I will be tucking a small Mickey Mouse doll in your stocking just to keep you in a Disney frame of mind. Behave yourself and may all your dreams come true.
Jovially Yours,
Santa
Dear Very Helpful,
I will be bringing you a total of 6 gifts this year. Just the right amount to match numbers on the state lotto. Here is the list....the Beatles single--"When I'm 64"...the first season of "The 9" on DVD....Barbie from "The 12 Dancing Princesses" collection...."Ice Age 2 - Mammal Crossing Board Game.....Cinderella 13' TV......and a Jeff Gordon #24 collectible car. Yes they are all numbers to a future drawing of the lottery but even Santa's abilty to tell the future is sometimes cloudy.
It is very nice of you to offer the money to charity, just remember to make sure to apply for your non profit license when you go get your marriage license.
Cheerfully Yours,
Santa
P.S. You only left me one cookie last year and I finished it because I didnt think you would want a cookie someone had already bitten into.
Dear Little Boy,
Tho I think you are a bit young to be thinking about such things, I will be bringing you and the little girl you mentioned a years supply of oysters, tea (since I know your have afternoon tea), and oranges. They should all help you to get what you most desire this Crimbo.
Respectfully Yours,
Santa
Dear Empty,
This Christmas I will be tucking the local wants ads into your stocking along with a very good reference from me for your future job. I am also including the phone number of a lady named Lucy. She has been looking for a partner in her grape stomping business and I thot it would be perfect for you since your criteria requires no shoes. I will also be sending your name onto the nice organization you have requested help from. Good Luck and remember the wine is not yours to drink.
Vivaciously Yours,
Santa
Dear Santa Claus,
My brothers and I have a song for you detailing what we want for Christmas this year:
:sing: Christmas, Christmas time is near,
Time for toys and time for cheer.
We've been good, but we can't last.
Hurry, Christmas, hurry fast!
Want a plane that loops the loop.
Me, I want a hula hoop,
We can hardly stand the wait.
Please, Christmas, don't be late. :sing:
Love,
Alvin
P.S. Don't believe a thing that Dave guy says about me!
Dear Santa,
Wow! I hope those people that came today really like my house. How cool that they came the same day the cleaning lady was here! I'm not sure how you managed that one, but way to go! The second couple was here for over an hour!
Keep 'em comin' Santa!
You're the coolest!!!!
Sincerely yours,
Mom of the turkeys!
Dear Santa,
I have been a very very good girl this year..not counting the months that end in the letter R when my behavior left something to be desired.
This year I would like a slice of key lime pie as big as my head, a really warm pair of fuzzy pink socks, a goose that lays platinum eggs and sings the theme song from CoP, and a dress that matches Minnie Mouses.
If its not too much trouble I would also like a winning lottery ticket and to meet a kind, funny, intelligent, disney loving man who will wait on me hand and foot
XOXOXO
Meg
Dear Santa,
Thank you for your thoughtfulness for my hubby. All I really want for myself is a good nights sleep (or maybe a couple of them thrown together).
Sincerely,
Sleepless in Michigan