Originally Posted by Conceited Ape
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"You just listen to the ol' Pork Chop Express and take his advice on a dark and stormy night when some wild-eyed eight-foot tall maniac grabs yer neck, taps the backa yer favorite head up against the barroom wall and he looks ya crooked in the eye and he asks if you've "paid yer dues???" Well, you just stare that big s-u-c-k-e-r right back in the eye and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that. "Have ya paid yer dues, Jack? Yessir, the check is in the mail........"