YOUR Haunted Mansion Graveyard Epitaph

[iwannabeminnie]

Gone is our dear SnwhtNdwrf,
She lost her footing and fell off the wharf.

[Soccergirl426]

Here lies good ol' Soccer,
who died because...because...
Uhh...

[iwannabeminnie]

Here lies Melissa.
I took a bat and beat her.
She complained about my writing,
The rhyming and the meter.

[iwannabeminnie]

Here lies good ol' Soccer,
who died because...because...
Uhh...

She couldn't cough up the hocker!

[SnwhtNdwrfs]

Under the sod lies a Disney Dreamer
T-Nina didn't like her rhymes and she simply beamed 'er

(Oh, that one is bad)

[iwannabeminnie]

I like it.

[iwannabeminnie]

Here lies Melissa
As stiff as a log.
She mistakenly tried
To be a BIG DOG!

She will lie here forever
Under this torch.
She just didn't realize
She should have stayed on the porch!

[iwannabeminnie]

Here lies Melissa
She got in a pickle
When she paid her loan shark
With an old wooden nickel.

[iwannabeminnie]

Here lies Kevin
And his dear wife, Gae Lyn.
The boat sprang a leak
And they didn't start bailin'!

[iwannabeminnie]

"I've nothing to lose,"
said our dear girl, Soccer,
when she booked a cruise
to Davy Jone's locker.

[iwannabeminnie]

Here lies Lou,
Done in by Deanna.
She wanted Hawaii
and he booked Savannah.

[SnwhtNdwrfs]

Here lies Melissa's Jim
Didn't pick up his socks,
so she did him in

[iwannabeminnie]

Melissa started this,
but I just didn't see,
that all of this typing
would be the death of me!

[iwannabeminnie]

Good one Gae!

[iwannabeminnie]

Here lies Ann,
the wife of Trickster.
She started nagging
But the shotgun fixed her!