YOUR Haunted Mansion Graveyard Epitaph

Here lies our friend, Jiminy Cricket.
A big bear pulled him into the thicket.

Here lies our friend, Jiminy Cricket.
Too bad for him, it's a one way ticket.

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Originally Posted by iwannabeminnie

Melissa started this,
but I just didn't see,
that all of this typing
would be the death of me!

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Wow - I'm gone for a day, and the thread's on fire!!
Let's not make our deaths too violent, please!! -pirate-

This poor, old man
fell off the can.:lol:

Here lies Mickey, a victim of green cheese.
(Next time ask for the healthy one, please!)

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Originally Posted by disneydreamer98

Dearly departed Rich
drove his train into a ditch

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I love it!! :yes:

Here lies our beloved friend Melissa
Too bad were really gonna miss her
It was no way for her life to end
We thought T-Nina was her friend.

Here lies Super Ober
Who's life was suddenly over

T-Nina, was so full of life
Until it was ended with a knife

Here lies GaRain
Who was run over by a train

Here lies our new friend Sledge
Who was caught out by the thin end of the wedge

Here lies my beloved Wife Ann
Who died by the swing of the frying pan

disneydreamer98 is layed to rest
Some say it was for the best

(I'm on a roll - sorry guys!!)

She will be missed by many, our friend Lori
All she wanted to do is say sorry