YOUR Haunted Mansion Graveyard Epitaph

**iwannabeminnie** · 09-09-2006, 09:55 PM

Here lies our friend, Jiminy Cricket.
A big bear pulled him into the thicket.

**iwannabeminnie** · 09-09-2006, 09:56 PM

Here lies our friend, Jiminy Cricket.
Too bad for him, it's a one way ticket.

**Rocketeer** · 09-09-2006, 10:51 PM

Originally Posted by iwannabeminnie

Melissa started this,
but I just didn't see,
that all of this typing
would be the death of me!

Wow - I'm gone for a day, and the thread's on fire!!
Let's not make our deaths too violent, please!!

**turkeymama** · 09-09-2006, 10:55 PM

This poor, old man
fell off the can.

**Rocketeer** · 09-09-2006, 11:08 PM

Here lies Mickey, a victim of green cheese.
(Next time ask for the healthy one, please!)

**trickster** · 09-10-2006, 04:06 AM

Originally Posted by disneydreamer98

Dearly departed Rich
drove his train into a ditch

I love it!!

**trickster** · 09-10-2006, 04:08 AM

Here lies our beloved friend Melissa
Too bad were really gonna miss her
It was no way for her life to end
We thought T-Nina was her friend.

**trickster** · 09-10-2006, 04:31 AM

Here lies Super Ober
Who's life was suddenly over

**trickster** · 09-10-2006, 04:32 AM

T-Nina, was so full of life
Until it was ended with a knife

**trickster** · 09-10-2006, 04:33 AM

Here lies GaRain
Who was run over by a train

**trickster** · 09-10-2006, 04:35 AM

Here lies our new friend Sledge
Who was caught out by the thin end of the wedge

**trickster** · 09-10-2006, 04:38 AM

Here lies my beloved Wife Ann
Who died by the swing of the frying pan

**trickster** · 09-10-2006, 04:39 AM

disneydreamer98 is layed to rest
Some say it was for the best

**trickster** · 09-10-2006, 04:40 AM

(I'm on a roll - sorry guys!!)

**trickster** · 09-10-2006, 04:43 AM

She will be missed by many, our friend Lori
All she wanted to do is say sorry