YOUR Haunted Mansion Graveyard Epitaph

**trickster** · 09-10-2006, 04:44 AM

Here lies Grumpy Dude
Who's death was so crude

**trickster** · 09-10-2006, 04:45 AM

She was a JEDIPRINCESS
Who looked cool in a dress
Some said she couln't spell
Shame she ended up in ****

**trickster** · 09-10-2006, 04:46 AM

... I think I better stop now!!

**Sledge** · 09-10-2006, 04:51 AM

Here lies Trickster, the Brit
It seems his turtleneck was too tightly knit.

**trickster** · 09-10-2006, 04:54 AM

Here lies Melissa who knows about Soccer
She knows it is Football and so was of her rocker

**Sledge** · 09-10-2006, 04:56 AM

In Loving Memory of Trickster Our Friend
Fought That Bear To The Bitter End

**trickster** · 09-10-2006, 05:06 AM

What a way for Jason to go
Whos death was painfully slow
He was stuck on the Tower of Terror
Which broke down in error

**Rocketeer** · 09-10-2006, 06:53 AM

Rich, rest his soul, provided lots of laughs.
But our pal was found dead, writing his epitaphs.

**Rocketeer** · 09-10-2006, 06:56 AM

The whistles did blow, but he didn't turn back.
Poor Trickster, he drove the train down the wrong track.

**Rocketeer** · 09-10-2006, 07:00 AM

Lying in this place, Craig's finally at rest.
He always knew Ohio State was the best!

(OSU 24, Texas 7)

**disneydreamer98** · 09-10-2006, 08:09 AM

Originally Posted by Rocketeer

Lying in this place, Craig's finally at rest.
He always knew Ohio State was the best!

(OSU 24, Texas 7)

Until they play Michigan of course

**disneydreamer98** · 09-10-2006, 08:12 AM

Originally Posted by Rocketeer

Wow - I'm gone for a day, and the thread's on fire!!
Let's not make our deaths too violent, please!!

It's my fault...I PM'd T-Nina my epitaph for her and she just had to get me back!

Would you like me to get rid or her?

**disneydreamer98** · 09-10-2006, 08:13 AM

Originally Posted by trickster

Here lies our beloved friend Melissa
Too bad were really gonna miss her
It was no way for her life to end
We thought T-Nina was her friend.

Um....so did I, apparently I was wrong

She was coming up with some pretty violent death scenes way too quick and easy!

**disneydreamer98** · 09-10-2006, 08:14 AM

Originally Posted by trickster

disneydreamer98 is layed to rest
Some say it was for the best

HEY! Speaking of people I thought were my friends!!!!!!!

**trickster** · 09-10-2006, 08:53 AM

Originally Posted by Rocketeer

Rich, rest his soul, provided lots of laughs.
But our pal was found dead, writing his epitaphs.

LMAO!!