YOUR Haunted Mansion Graveyard Epitaph

**Tinker Bell** · 09-12-2006, 10:07 AM

Originally Posted by Rocketeer

Under this soil lies Conceited Ape's bones;
Though his legend lives on, like Indiana Jones.

Craig, I told Jake about this one, he loved it!

**trickster** · 09-12-2006, 10:28 AM

Here lies my good wife Ann
Who died getting a tan

**trickster** · 09-12-2006, 10:29 AM

Tinker Bell will be missed by all
Now it's time to have a ball

(LOL!)

**trickster** · 09-12-2006, 10:35 AM

Optimus Stitch lies beneath here
Shame he fell off the end of the pier

**Tinker Bell** · 09-12-2006, 10:41 AM

Originally Posted by trickster

Tinker Bell will be missed by all
Now it's time to have a ball

(LOL!)

Why is everybody picking on me!

Here lies dearly departed Trickster Rich
Should have known that payback's a b**ch!

**SnwhtNdwrfs** · 09-12-2006, 10:42 AM

Here lies dead Tinker Bell
Now I am have Pixie Dust to Sell

**trickster** · 09-12-2006, 10:43 AM

Originally Posted by Tinker Bell

Why is everybody picking on me!

Here lies dearly departed Trickster Rich
Should have known that payback's a b**ch!

LMAO!!

**SnwhtNdwrfs** · 09-12-2006, 10:43 AM

Under the sod lies Blimy Rich
He drove his train into a ditch

(stupid 30 second rule!)

**trickster** · 09-12-2006, 10:44 AM

Gae was loved by many
Shame she died 'sepnding a penny'

**butlers** · 09-12-2006, 10:45 AM

Here Lies beloved Optimus Stitch
He drove his self into a ditch
and now, he's just a plane ole pitch

**trickster** · 09-12-2006, 10:45 AM

Tinker Bell was a girl to trust
She was always sharing her Pixie Dust

**butlers** · 09-12-2006, 10:49 AM

Originally Posted by trickster

Tinker Bell was a girl to trust
She was always sharing her Pixie Dust

heehee. was it pixie dust she was sharing.. that was good Rich

**trickster** · 09-12-2006, 10:50 AM

Here lies our good friend and host Lou
What with Lori and GD, his face turned blue

**trickster** · 09-12-2006, 10:52 AM

Rich was so brave he fought to the bitter end
Shame the curve was to tight for his train to go round the bend

**butlers** · 09-12-2006, 10:57 AM

here lies a gal name ga rain
she fought back a pain
now she's dead, what a gain