I LOVE THIS THREAD! I am laughing my head off here this afternoon...
Rest in peace our dear Vixen
That'll teach her to eat bad chicken.
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I LOVE THIS THREAD! I am laughing my head off here this afternoon...
Rest in peace our dear Vixen
That'll teach her to eat bad chicken.
Below rests our beloved Butlers
Always had her mind in the gutter.
These are great! Thanx gang!!
Our speedy pal Craig ran a good race,
but he stopped on the tracks to tie a lace :(
Our 'storm' door did the same thing - didn't take me, but the wind slammed it open and the glass went flying across the porch and yard - what a mess!Quote:
Originally Posted by SnwhtNdwrfs
Here lies our old friend, Planet Pluto,
Kicked out of our system, Sad to go.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rocketeer
just visualize a scrawny girl being FLUNG out of her house and on the the lawn. Sort of like when all of the people in Wizard of Oz show up inside the tornado outside of Dorothy's window. Maybe that is why Dad called me the Wicked Witch of the West...:inquis:
Okay, this is the best I can come up with.
Here lies Mr. Turkey,
He shouldn't have been a jerkey!:inquis:
I didn't say it was good, just the best I could do.:lol:
Here At Rest, A Kid Named Jake
(He's Earned It, Though--Give Him a Break)
Resting here is our friend Jake
That's what happens when you rake a snake.
A Sweet Gal By the Name of Caroline
Assassins Do It From Behind
Rest in Peace, Conceite Ape
You should have worn the Super Cape.
In memory of our Canadian friend,
Caroline kept us laughing til the end.
Here lies good ol' hillo
She was smothered by a pillow.
I'll try again.
The turkey's mom is lying here,
she didn't know the train was near.
Better?:yes:
what about this one:
Here lies our Turkeymama
She should have gone on to the Bahama
(it really needs that "s" but then it messes up the rhyme)