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Rest in peace our dear Vixen
That'll teach her to eat bad chicken....
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I LOVE THIS THREAD! I am laughing my head off here this afternoon...
Rest in peace our dear Vixen
That'll teach her to eat bad chicken.
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Below rests our beloved Butlers
Always had her mind in the gutter.
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These are great! Thanx gang!!
Our speedy pal Craig ran a good race,
but he stopped on the tracks to tie a lace
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Originally Posted by
SnwhtNdwrfs
The wind gusted right as I as opening the door and I was thrown out of the house and on to the lawn.
Our 'storm' door did the same thing - didn't take me, but the wind slammed it open and the glass went flying across the porch and yard - what a mess!
Last edited by Rocketeer; 09-02-2006 at 09:26 PM.
Reason: mispeling
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Here lies our old friend, Planet Pluto,
Kicked out of our system, Sad to go.
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Originally Posted by
Rocketeer
Our 'storm' door did the same thing - didn't take me, buy the wind slammed it open and the glass went flying across the porch and yard - what a mess!
just visualize a scrawny girl being FLUNG out of her house and on the the lawn. Sort of like when all of the people in Wizard of Oz show up inside the tornado outside of Dorothy's window. Maybe that is why Dad called me the Wicked Witch of the West...
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Okay, this is the best I can come up with.
Here lies Mr. Turkey,
He shouldn't have been a jerkey!
I didn't say it was good, just the best I could do.
"You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you." Walt Disney

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Here At Rest, A Kid Named Jake
(He's Earned It, Though--Give Him a Break)
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Resting here is our friend Jake
That's what happens when you rake a snake.
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A Sweet Gal By the Name of Caroline
Assassins Do It From Behind
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Rest in Peace, Conceite Ape
You should have worn the Super Cape.
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In memory of our Canadian friend,
Caroline kept us laughing til the end.
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Here lies good ol' hillo
She was smothered by a pillow.
- Hillary
There is more treasure in books than in all the pirate’s loot on Treasure Island.- Walt Disney
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I'll try again.
The turkey's mom is lying here,
she didn't know the train was near.
Better?
"You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you." Walt Disney

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what about this one:
Here lies our Turkeymama
She should have gone on to the Bahama
(it really needs that "s" but then it messes up the rhyme)
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