YOUR Haunted Mansion Graveyard Epitaph

[disneydreamer98]

LOL Glad y'all appreciate my morbid sense of humor. lol

Here lies Vixen and her morbid sense of humor
If only that skunk didn't walk by and fume her

[vixen101485]

ROTFLMMEO

That would be the cat and not me. LOL Who by the way still smells slightly after 4 months.

[disneydreamer98]

ROTFLMMEO

That would be the cat and not me. LOL Who by the way still smells slightly after 4 months.

[ChipNDale]

Here lies Poor ol' Melis:

She worked so hard to update us on Rich,
That she never took time to pay off the Witch.
Now she is giving us Brit Casts
From a far off firery Vast.

[ToddBreakey]

This is what I want on my tombstone. It isn't a rhyme, but it still fits in well with the whole Haunted Mansion theme. It's just three simple words.

WELL THIS S*CKS

[Conceited Ape]

WELL THIS S*CKS

I was only three years dead............

[ToddBreakey]

Ahh, you've seen the Llama Song!! Isn't it great??

[disney fanatic]

ohh i want to post more graveyard Epitaphs!!

[disney fanatic]

Poor old Tink,
Didn't sleep a Wink,
When her adorable kiddies were born,
Her arms were being torn,
Those great kids that they were,
Didn't want to eat their baby food at the counter,
Though she loved them with all of her heart,
She was found with baby food in her mouth from K-Mart.
(I know its BAD! just make it sound good when u read it and laugh!)

[disney fanatic]

Poor Jake lost his mind,
When he found out that his test was timed,
él sabe español un poco bien,
But he just couldn't understand!
He tried his hardest and even knew aero puerto!
But they now celebrate his death on El Dia De Los Muertos!
haha!!

[disney fanatic]

Wow I'm good

Disney fanatic was always confusing,
When all of a sudden this thread became amusing,
Many ppl say that things always make her laugh,
Like when she fell down an elevator shaft,
They said she was trying to interpret Tower of Terror,
But she never made it to the second floor,,

ok i'll stop lol

[dznyfreak42]

Ahh, you've seen the Llama Song!! Isn't it great??

heres a llama, theres a llama im a llama your a llama llama llama llama llama llama DUCK!

[ToddBreakey]

Llama in a car alarm a Llama llama duck.

For those who have not seen this, click HERE.

[SnwhtNdwrfs]

That was an intersting link---I don't think I can get that song out of my head

It was on a Saturday
when I heard the tail
Now I'm singing every night
offkey, loud - without fail.

[SnwhtNdwrfs]

Here lies my best friend Jake
Who had to take a test
He studies all week long
and he still did his best

Celebration occured that eve
that is not a lie
He should have studied aerospace
because he couldn't fly.

(or land)