YOUR Haunted Mansion Graveyard Epitaph

[hillo]

not attempting to de-rail the thread here, but I just wanted to say that when I was in school, we would go to "computer" which was basically just our class sitting in the computer lab playing Oregon Trail for an hour. anyway, my friends and I would have competitions for who could kill off all their settlers the quickest. the epitaphs were awesome (and sometimes they would even save!).

Not to get the thread off topic....
My brother and I used to do the same thing. I pulled out Oregon Trail a couple of months ago and some of the epitaphs were still saved. Most said "I tried to kill myself" or "well, this ****s". EDIT: I forget it wouldn't take that word. well, this stinks.

[trickster]

He lies our good friend Prince Ober
Who's time on this earth is simply over

[turkeymama]

Here lies Kelly, in this tiny nook
She should have read that big ole' book

[disney fanatic]

Disney fanatic was oh so tired,
But she thought it would be nice to wait a while,
Waiting hour after hour,
Like the regular line for Tower of Terror,
The two became so alike,
That she thought if she stayed any longer she would get hit by lightning,
Fading down the elevator shaft,
Was like her eyes getting heavier with the thought of every lash,
It became very late,
The storm got worse, and she forgot the date,
Hoping that her time wouldn't be wasted,
She was found the next morning sitting there, still WAITING..

[MickeyspalJim]

There was old Lou who landed on the ridge
When his car went sliding off of a bridge.

[nicks_ahoy]

Dear old Nick, what a whirl
He never did trust that pretty girl

[gonesouthin]

LOL Gonesouthin... WAAAAYYYY South... Ha thats all i can think of

[mini-V]

gonesouthin lies very deep
he never even heard that jeep

[Rocketeer]

Thanx guys, for resurrecting this almost dead thread!!


This space reserved - someday, you bet;
This thread ain't dead, tho - No, not yet.

[disneydarling]

Hear lies dear ole' disneydarling
Her guesome death was quite alarming

[SuperStarKerri]

Here lies my darling James T. Lyme
God plucked him up before his time.

[Rocketeer]

Here lie the Buckeyes with egg on their face,
They should have sold their souls to avoid second place...

[kylewhit89]

here lies the body of dear ole kyle
he tripped over a big dirt pile!

[elphaba]

Here lies Ryan
In his tomb
He's inside dancing
In the ballroom

(which is probly what I'll be doing in 90 years lol)

[GrmGrnningGhost]

Here lies Josh that poor kid,
Stepped on ice and man he slid.