YOUR Haunted Mansion Graveyard Epitaph

Not sure why, but I find this thread hilarious, good job everyone!

Rest in peace, Stacy my love
Now you know, you shouldn't've.

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Originally Posted by SnwhtNdwrfs

what about this one:

Here lies our Turkeymama
She should have gone on to the Bahama

(it really needs that "s" but then it messes up the rhyme)

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I love it!

Dear Travis, farewell my friend,
Who knew Bourbon would do him in.

I did

Poor old 7th Avenue
He should not have kissed girls with the flu

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Originally Posted by the7thAve

I did

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Are you a ghost?

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Originally Posted by Tinker Bell

Are you a ghost?

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Pepper's Ghost. can't you see my title??? it's been the same for over a year!

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Originally Posted by SnwhtNdwrfs

Poor old 7th Avenue
He should not have kissed girls with the flu

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amen to that.

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Originally Posted by the7thAve

Pepper's Ghost. can't you see my title??? it's been the same for over a year!

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Yep, saw that. Sorry dood, where's my epitaph?

lots of words rhyme with Tinker Bell,
but I can't think of one.

Here lies a Tinkerbell Mandy
Who shouldn't have eaten the bad Halloween candy!

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Originally Posted by the7thAve

lots of words rhyme with Tinker Bell,
but I can't think of one.

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To steal your words....BOOOOO!

I thought of a few but she didn't like some of them

I couldn't think of many that rhymed with Travis.

Here rests Tinker Bell, finally at ease,
If only she hadn't disturbed those bees...

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Originally Posted by Rocketeer

Trickster always liked to boast,
but he never made his Millionth post.

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I like it!! :thumbs: