YOUR Haunted Mansion Graveyard Epitaph

[BamaJenn]

A trip at Disney did she take,
Poor Jenn, she tripped into the lake.

[trickster]

Here lies my wife
Who caused me too much strife!!!

[BamaJenn]

Here lies a girl in a dress,
her peers at work did cause much distress.
She pulled out a bat,
hit one in the hat,
and now lies beneath on a mat.

[Hiddenmickeyboy]

Here lies Hiddenmickeyboy,
He was attacked by an angry Koi.

[Hiddenmickeyboy]

Here lies good ol' Nick,
That snack he ate made him sick.

[BamaJenn]

Here you'll find the remains of Jenn
She fell asleep, right on her pen.

[albino_pygmy]

Albino Pygmy, laid to rest
Never passed Survival test
Telling bad jokes, he was best
Now resides in Dead Man's Chest

[Rocketeer]

OK - Time to fire this one back up again as it gets eerily close to All Hallow's Eve.

I ran across an old joke book that has a few in it ... so until my (our) creative juices get flowing...

Here lies the body of Jonathan Pound,
Who was lost at sea and never found.
-Anon.

(Now it's your turn... )

[Toad's Buddy]

Here lies good ol' Mr. Toad's Buddy,
"I didn't think your Mom looked funny!"
(The gun that was fired made him run like a bunny,
but t'was to late to save Toad's Buddy....)

[Rocketeer]

Here lies Ralph, the famous dentist
Please approach this place with gravity.
He worked tirelessly until his end
And is here filling his last cavity.

[mini-V]

Here lies Gin so gray of hair
Fell to her death on a broken chair

[Tinker Bell]

I read back a few pages from the beginning, talk about a blast from the past!

Here is my contribution for today:


Rest in peace dear sweet Caroline
Poor thing thought she could turn on a dime.

[vixen101485]

Here's mine but it doesn't rhyme(well that does..lol)

I'm not here
Leave a Message

[BamaJenn]

Here lies the body of Jennie
She accidentally ingested a penny
When it wouldn't come out
She tried her own route
And now she's lost pennies a plenty

[prickle]

Here I lie and watch you cry,
when the booming voice says closing time.