Re: YOUR Haunted Mansion Graveyard Epitaph

**iwannabeminnie** · 11-03-2009, 09:40 AM

Our dear friend Rich
Died driving a train
Too bad his service
Is in pouring rain.

**Rocketeer** · 11-03-2009, 02:07 PM

Here lies Rich, who twitched at the switch,
and met his end in a drainage ditch.

**Rocketeer** · 11-03-2009, 02:10 PM

Rich the slack, jacked his train off the track,
The Grim Reaper will keep him from coming back.

**trickster** · 11-21-2009, 01:40 AM

Great one Epitaphs guys!

**iheartdisney01** · 07-04-2010, 10:45 AM

Here lies my sister Mell
She fell in a deep, dark, well.

**Chrissy&Tayen** · 07-04-2010, 11:42 AM

Here lies Crystal, she left this world via what comes out the end of a pistol.

**Rocketeer** · 07-06-2010, 12:58 AM

Here lies BP.
They shoulda checked their BOP.
At first it floated, then they sank,
And couldn't be saved by bankruptcy.

**trickster** · 07-10-2010, 07:35 AM

^^^ I know exactly what you mean!

You'd think that with all the brains in the World, it would have been caped weeks ago?!

**trickster** · 07-17-2010, 06:36 AM

Here lies Richard's Laptop
Which was ready for the chop!

**trickster** · 07-20-2010, 09:53 AM

Here lies Donald Duck
Who simply ran out of luck!

**Optimus EO** · 07-30-2010, 12:08 AM

Anyone got one for Andy?

**Doombuggy13** · 07-30-2010, 11:29 PM

I got one for you!

Here lies our friend Andy,
at Disney World he ate too much of Goofy's candy!

And mine:

In this ground rests poor Greg,
he learned why a pirate is a really bad egg!

**trickster** · 02-20-2011, 07:14 AM

Here lies our good friend Rich
Who we're glad to say was never a *****!!!

**Monorail Orange** · 06-01-2011, 01:20 PM

Here lies our best friend Cory
Ate too many Dole Whips, end of story.

**trickster** · 09-30-2011, 04:58 AM

Here lies Rich
The best train driver ever
Shame he sang out of pitch
And could never do any better!