YOUR Haunted Mansion Graveyard Epitaph

I never wrote one for myself, but I have written them for various family members...


My Brother:

Here lies Steven
P***ed me off
And now we're even


My Dad (allergic to onions)

Here lies dear old John
Ate an Onion
And now he's gone

Brother 2:

Here lies Mark
Or at least all that was left
By the Shark


I still have my mom (Donna), my other brother (Eric) and myself (Dana) to figure out

Here lies Ann
Who died after being hit with a fryin' pan!!

Here I lie in the ground
Now I can be in Walt Disney World all year round!

Here lies Rich who tried to get the game threads going
He died suddenly not even knowing

Here lies Donald Duck
Who sadly met his end under a truck!

Here Lies Veri, Fright did him in, though the movie wasn't really scary

Here lies the WDW Radio Forums
Which just ended up in the Doldrums

Here lies your good friend Rich
Who died poor, not rich!