YOUR Haunted Mansion Graveyard Epitaph

[DopeyDancer87]

I never wrote one for myself, but I have written them for various family members...


My Brother:

Here lies Steven
P***ed me off
And now we're even


My Dad (allergic to onions)

Here lies dear old John
Ate an Onion
And now he's gone

Brother 2:

Here lies Mark
Or at least all that was left
By the Shark


I still have my mom (Donna), my other brother (Eric) and myself (Dana) to figure out

[trickster]

Here lies Ann
Who died after being hit with a fryin' pan!!

[prickle]

Here I lie in the ground
Now I can be in Walt Disney World all year round!

[trickster]

Here lies Rich who tried to get the game threads going
He died suddenly not even knowing

[trickster]

Here lies Donald Duck
Who sadly met his end under a truck!

[Veritas]

Here Lies Veri, Fright did him in, though the movie wasn't really scary

[trickster]

Here lies the WDW Radio Forums
Which just ended up in the Doldrums

[trickster]

Here lies your good friend Rich
Who died poor, not rich!