^^^^LMMEO very good
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^^^^LMMEO very good
She loved cheese,
good skiyalater,
until one day she,
fell in the grater.
(not that good, but hey, it rhymes!)
Sort of like the tragic incident on the school field trip that fulfilled a child's wish to become an Oscar Meyer weiner.........
Dearly departed Chernabog
He shouldn't have tried to saw that log.
Here lies dear ChipNDale
Fell in a vat of Ginger Ale.
Rest in peace my dear friend Sparky
There is such a thing as too much hanky panky.
Beneath this grass lies Kelly-Belly,
She shouldn't have eaten the smelly jelly
In Memory of good ol' Jake
Sealed his fate with a great big stake
I always love this one:
Here lies good ol' Fred
a great big rock fell on his head
LOL :hurray:Quote:
Originally Posted by turkeymama
Here rests Craig, a daring bloke
but he knew he was allergic to artichoke
Here lies the beloved, distracted GaRain
she should have looked where she was walking
and wouldn't have fallen down the deep drain
Under this sod lies the Evil Flutter,
She was so mean folks would look at her and stutter.
(Not very good but it has been a long week)
Rest in Peace on darling hubby,
Should have had more salad and not gotten so chubby.
Here lies Disneydreamer98,
Should have stuck to scrappin'
and never tried to skate.