YOUR Haunted Mansion Graveyard Epitaph

**vixen101485** · 09-04-2006, 02:42 PM

^^^^LMMEO very good

**skiyalater** · 09-04-2006, 05:30 PM

She loved cheese,
good skiyalater,
until one day she,
fell in the grater.
(not that good, but hey, it rhymes!)

**Conceited Ape** · 09-04-2006, 05:34 PM

Sort of like the tragic incident on the school field trip that fulfilled a child's wish to become an Oscar Meyer weiner.........

**Tinker Bell** · 09-04-2006, 09:44 PM

Dearly departed Chernabog
He shouldn't have tried to saw that log.

**Tinker Bell** · 09-04-2006, 09:46 PM

Here lies dear ChipNDale
Fell in a vat of Ginger Ale.

**Tinker Bell** · 09-04-2006, 09:48 PM

Rest in peace my dear friend Sparky
There is such a thing as too much hanky panky.

**turkeymama** · 09-04-2006, 10:00 PM

Beneath this grass lies Kelly-Belly,
She shouldn't have eaten the smelly jelly

**Tinker Bell** · 09-04-2006, 10:06 PM

In Memory of good ol' Jake
Sealed his fate with a great big stake

**skiyalater** · 09-04-2006, 10:21 PM

I always love this one:
Here lies good ol' Fred
a great big rock fell on his head

**Rocketeer** · 09-05-2006, 12:25 AM

Originally Posted by turkeymama

Beneath this grass lies Kelly-Belly,
She shouldn't have eaten the smelly jelly

LOL

**Rocketeer** · 09-05-2006, 12:30 AM

Here rests Craig, a daring bloke
but he knew he was allergic to artichoke

**GaRain** · 09-07-2006, 04:38 PM

Here lies the beloved, distracted GaRain
she should have looked where she was walking
and wouldn't have fallen down the deep drain

**SnwhtNdwrfs** · 09-07-2006, 06:37 PM

Under this sod lies the Evil Flutter,
She was so mean folks would look at her and stutter.

(Not very good but it has been a long week)

**SnwhtNdwrfs** · 09-07-2006, 06:38 PM

Rest in Peace on darling hubby,
Should have had more salad and not gotten so chubby.

**SnwhtNdwrfs** · 09-07-2006, 06:39 PM

Here lies Disneydreamer98,
Should have stuck to scrappin'
and never tried to skate.