YOUR Haunted Mansion Graveyard Epitaph

**disney fanatic** · 09-07-2006, 06:51 PM

Ok this one is really stupid..lets just say she lived in Africa

Here lies Miss.Fanatic,
who was once cleaning out her attic,
So sorry for her, she didn't see,
As she fell untop of an african killer Bee!

**disney fanatic** · 09-07-2006, 07:31 PM

This is bad too..but i thought it was hilarious!

A recent wake, was held for fitness Jake,
for he tried to yell,
when a set of dumbells fell,
Unfortuantley for him, nobody came with a lope,
Laid next to him was last words made out of jump-ropes!

**Conceited Ape** · 09-07-2006, 08:07 PM

Hmmm, had a real zinger to reply to this one, but ultimately veto-ed it (potentially bordering on the utterly tasteless for some folks).

I'll get back to you on this one, DF.

**Tinker Bell** · 09-07-2006, 08:14 PM

Originally Posted by Conceited Ape

Hmmm, had a real zinger to reply to this one, but ultimately veto-ed it (potentially bordering on the utterly tasteless for some folks).

Ok well now you have to PM the zinger to me. I know, I know, curiosity killed the cat. Maybe the cat needs an epitaph?

**SnwhtNdwrfs** · 09-07-2006, 08:53 PM

Way under here lies a curious cat
Who never knew where he sat
One day he was just fine
til he bit the electricity line
And now he's not curious about that.

**Tinker Bell** · 09-07-2006, 08:59 PM

I think we need one for the dead horse as well.

**SnwhtNdwrfs** · 09-07-2006, 09:01 PM

You can't beat a dead horse...

**SnwhtNdwrfs** · 09-07-2006, 09:07 PM

Bless our Horse, Miss Clementine,
who pulled all night and felt just fine
She wanted water to make her day.
But instead ate too much hay.

**SnwhtNdwrfs** · 09-07-2006, 09:11 PM

Once there was a fish named Dory
Who was tarred and feathered for being a Tory.

***remember back to American Revolution History...

**Tinker Bell** · 09-07-2006, 09:13 PM

Here lies dear Elizabeth
She kissed a pirate
Will didn't like it
Got strangled by her own corset.

**Rocketeer** · 09-07-2006, 09:37 PM

From high 'ore our castle she did fell,
Our dearly departed Tinker Bell.

**Tinker Bell** · 09-07-2006, 09:52 PM

Dearly departed Lara, bless her soul
Chocked on a fishbone, shoulda had the sole.

**Rocketeer** · 09-07-2006, 10:22 PM

Looking for some afterlife fun,
Rocketeer decided to be 999 + 1.

He thought that he could really fly,
But landed here after touching the sky.

(was trying to find a word that rhymed with splat)