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General Trivia Fun & Games Discuss YOUR Haunted Mansion Graveyard Epitaph in the General Discussions forums; Ok this one is really stupid..lets just say she lived in Africa Here lies Miss.Fanatic, who was once cleaning out her attic, So sorry for her, she didn't see, As ...
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    Ok this one is really stupid..lets just say she lived in Africa

    Here lies Miss.Fanatic,
    who was once cleaning out her attic,
    So sorry for her, she didn't see,
    As she fell untop of an african killer Bee!

    He won't win the MVP or be voted into the Hall of Fame........then again, some heroes don't play games.

    Ms.HwithaBSwithaCT


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    This is bad too..but i thought it was hilarious!

    A recent wake, was held for fitness Jake,
    for he tried to yell,
    when a set of dumbells fell,
    Unfortuantley for him, nobody came with a lope,
    Laid next to him was last words made out of jump-ropes!

    He won't win the MVP or be voted into the Hall of Fame........then again, some heroes don't play games.

    Ms.HwithaBSwithaCT


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    Hmmm, had a real zinger to reply to this one, but ultimately veto-ed it (potentially bordering on the utterly tasteless for some folks).

    I'll get back to you on this one, DF.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Conceited Ape View Post
    Hmmm, had a real zinger to reply to this one, but ultimately veto-ed it (potentially bordering on the utterly tasteless for some folks).
    Ok well now you have to PM the zinger to me. I know, I know, curiosity killed the cat. Maybe the cat needs an epitaph?

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    Way under here lies a curious cat
    Who never knew where he sat
    One day he was just fine
    til he bit the electricity line
    And now he's not curious about that.


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    I think we need one for the dead horse as well.

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    You can't beat a dead horse...


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    Bless our Horse, Miss Clementine,
    who pulled all night and felt just fine
    She wanted water to make her day.
    But instead ate too much hay.


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    Once there was a fish named Dory
    Who was tarred and feathered for being a Tory.

    ***remember back to American Revolution History...


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    Here lies dear Elizabeth
    She kissed a pirate
    Will didn't like it
    Got strangled by her own corset.

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    From high 'ore our castle she did fell,
    Our dearly departed Tinker Bell.

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    Dearly departed Lara, bless her soul
    Chocked on a fishbone, shoulda had the sole.

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    Looking for some afterlife fun,
    Rocketeer decided to be 999 + 1.

    He thought that he could really fly,
    But landed here after touching the sky.




    (was trying to find a word that rhymed with splat)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rocketeer View Post


    (was trying to find a word that rhymed with splat)

    flat????

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    Great thread Craig! This is the first I'm seen it!

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