YOUR Haunted Mansion Graveyard Epitaph

[JEDIPRINCESS]

Here lies Jedi
She got shot in the eye,


Okay never say I didn't try LOL

[GaRain]

Here she lies, sweet GaRain
she shoulda been watching for the oncoming train

[butlers]

OMG! You guys rock...

I have one for you all
Just so you know, i didn't want to fall
I'll return, and try not to stall

[butlers]

Here lies our dear GaRain
I told her to watch out for the rain,
She's gone now, to only leave a big stain

[butlers]

My dear sweet Chernabog
Was driving in the fog
I told him to watch out for that hog
Now, he's lying with a dusty log

[butlers]

Poor Poor Craig
Got shot in the leg

[disneydreamer98]

DD98 headed for Heaven's gate

[butlers]

Here lies Tinker Bell
She got taken away from a awful spell

[Dan40]

Here lies Brother Dan
He was hit on the head with a frying pan

Hahaha! Great topic...

[Conceited Ape]

At Peaceful Rest, Disney Fanatic Brianna

Sipped Leftover Kool-Aid From Jonestown, Guyana

[Conceited Ape]

Beloved Texan Gae, While Neither Cripple Nor Leper,

Even The Church Couldn't Cure Dr. Pepper

[Rocketeer]

At Peaceful Rest, Disney Fanatic Brianna

Sipped Leftover Kool-Aid From Jonestown, Guyana

Excellent job! We'll have to submit some of these to the Imagineers! Oh wait - they may be reading these anyway... "Everyone, look alive!!"

[Conceited Ape]

Sure is a relief that someone else understood that one. Thanks, mate!


Dearest Lara, Who Loved Her Hair Metal, We Know

Front Row For Fireworks At A Great White Show

[turkeymama]

Kelly Belly had a beer,
Kelly Belly had no fear,
but when she drove
she hit a deer!

Okay, so it sounds more like a nursery rhyme, in a twisted, after-school special kind of way.

[the7thAve]

away from life goes the7thAve,
the doctors still don't know what he had.


(does slant rhyme count? haha)