YOUR Haunted Mansion Graveyard Epitaph

[Rocketeer]

We all know by heart the Haunted Mansion graveyard tombstone epitaphs, all having ties to the original imagineers and artists - but what about yours??

If you had the fortune to lie beneath the sod along your favorite queue, what would you want your HM tombstone to read?
**Or to turn this around, pick your favorite someone out of the DWT crowd, and honor them with a headstone of your making, six feet above.

[Insert lonely howling wolf here]

If you need any inspiration, here are the originals!

In Memory of our Patriarch. Dear Departed Grandpa Marc
Requiescat Francis Xavier, No Time Off for Good Behavior
Here Lies A Man Named Martin, The Lights Went Out on This Old Spartan
Dear Departed Brother Dave, He Chased a Bear Into a Cave
Master Gracey Laid to Rest, No Mourning Please, at His Request
Rest In Peace Good Friend Gordon, Now You've Crossed the River Jordan
Rest In Peace Cousin Huet, We All Know You Didn't Do It
In Memorium Uncle Myall, Here You'll Live for Quite a While
Here Rests Wathel R. Bender, He Rode to Glory on a Fender
Here Lies Good Old Fred, A Great Big Rock Fell On His Head
Rest In Peace Mister Sewell, The Victim of a Dirty Duel
At Peaceful Rest lies Brother Claude, Planted Here Beneath This Sod

I'll start this off... (Welcome to Craig's creativity corner #17!)

[Rocketeer]

Beneath this space lies Craig, our friend
His quest for trivia came to an end.

You get the idea... Have fun with it!
(Now you know what really runs round and round my brain when I don't get enough sleep!)

[Lou Mongello]

Here lies Lou
Killed by Hackers

[HappyDznyCamper]

Here lies Lou
Killed by Hackers

Kidding? Right?
What would we do without you?

[mini-V]

Below the ground lies Mini-V
Her favorite line was, "I can't see!"

[the7thAve]

T is for Travis,
Who worked with the trains.
And who slipped on a rail,
in a driving rain

[Rocketeer]

Here lies Lou
Killed by Hackers

Let's rework this one a little. How 'bout:

Restless is Lou after a freaky Friday,
Please dig him up...and let's Par-Tay!!

[Rocketeer]

Trickster always liked to boast,
but he never made his Millionth post.

[HappyDznyCamper]

Let's rework this one a little. How 'bout:

Restless is Lou after a freaky Friday,
Please dig him up...and let's Par-Tay!!

Much Better

[SnwhtNdwrfs]

Trickster always liked to boast,
but he never made his Millionth post.

That one is very good!


Here lies my husband Kevin,
He forgot my birthday and is now in Heaven.

or

Here lies Mr. Snow,
Where his eyebrows went, we'll never know.

[SnwhtNdwrfs]

Well, hubby didn't like that first one so he came up with this for me:


Here lies SnwhtNdwrfs,
She went too fast in the brand new Porsche

[SnwhtNdwrfs]

Under the sod lies Tinker Bell
Had too much rum and down she fell.

[Tinker Bell]

Thank you Gae, that was great!

I got one:

Here lies our good friend Tinker Bell
She was swell until she fell into the well.

[Tinker Bell]

Here lies our good friend Gae,
Her last words were Up, up and away!

[SnwhtNdwrfs]

Here lies our good friend Gae,
Her last words were Up, up and away!

True story: As a child I was very skinny and scrawny. One day the wind was blowing very, very hard and I wanted to go outside. The wind gusted right as I as opening the door and I was thrown out of the house and on to the lawn. Only got a bloody lip but that was my first flight!