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    Cool YOUR Haunted Mansion Graveyard Epitaph

    We all know by heart the Haunted Mansion graveyard tombstone epitaphs, all having ties to the original imagineers and artists - but what about yours??

    If you had the fortune to lie beneath the sod along your favorite queue, what would you want your HM tombstone to read?
    **Or to turn this around, pick your favorite someone out of the DWT crowd, and honor them with a headstone of your making, six feet above.

    [Insert lonely howling wolf here]

    If you need any inspiration, here are the originals!

    In Memory of our Patriarch. Dear Departed Grandpa Marc
    Requiescat Francis Xavier, No Time Off for Good Behavior
    Here Lies A Man Named Martin, The Lights Went Out on This Old Spartan
    Dear Departed Brother Dave, He Chased a Bear Into a Cave
    Master Gracey Laid to Rest, No Mourning Please, at His Request
    Rest In Peace Good Friend Gordon, Now You've Crossed the River Jordan
    Rest In Peace Cousin Huet, We All Know You Didn't Do It
    In Memorium Uncle Myall, Here You'll Live for Quite a While
    Here Rests Wathel R. Bender, He Rode to Glory on a Fender
    Here Lies Good Old Fred, A Great Big Rock Fell On His Head
    Rest In Peace Mister Sewell, The Victim of a Dirty Duel
    At Peaceful Rest lies Brother Claude, Planted Here Beneath This Sod


    I'll start this off... (Welcome to Craig's creativity corner #17!)

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    Beneath this space lies Craig, our friend
    His quest for trivia came to an end.

    You get the idea... Have fun with it!
    (Now you know what really runs round and round my brain when I don't get enough sleep!)

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    Quote Originally Posted by AKQJ10 View Post
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    Kidding? Right?
    What would we do without you?
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    Below the ground lies Mini-V
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    mini-V What will you celebrate?

    Adult daycare for the kid inside you.

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    T is for Travis,
    Who worked with the trains.
    And who slipped on a rail,
    in a driving rain

    If we can dream it, we can do it

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    Quote Originally Posted by AKQJ10 View Post
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    Let's rework this one a little. How 'bout:

    Restless is Lou after a freaky Friday,
    Please dig him up...and let's Par-Tay!!


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    Trickster always liked to boast,
    but he never made his Millionth post.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rocketeer View Post
    Let's rework this one a little. How 'bout:

    Restless is Lou after a freaky Friday,
    Please dig him up...and let's Par-Tay!!

    Much Better
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rocketeer View Post
    Trickster always liked to boast,
    but he never made his Millionth post.

    That one is very good!


    Here lies my husband Kevin,
    He forgot my birthday and is now in Heaven.

    or

    Here lies Mr. Snow,
    Where his eyebrows went, we'll never know.


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    Mr. Snow's Contribution

    Well, hubby didn't like that first one so he came up with this for me:


    Here lies SnwhtNdwrfs,
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    Under the sod lies Tinker Bell
    Had too much rum and down she fell.


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    Thank you Gae, that was great!

    I got one:

    Here lies our good friend Tinker Bell
    She was swell until she fell into the well.

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    Here lies our good friend Gae,
    Her last words were Up, up and away!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tinker Bell View Post
    Here lies our good friend Gae,
    Her last words were Up, up and away!

    True story: As a child I was very skinny and scrawny. One day the wind was blowing very, very hard and I wanted to go outside. The wind gusted right as I as opening the door and I was thrown out of the house and on to the lawn. Only got a bloody lip but that was my first flight!


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