Skippers who don't do anything

This is a fun group for anyone who just wants to stay home and lie around. And if you ask us to do anything, we'll just tell you "We don't do anything!"

Well, I've never been Greenland and I've never been to Denver, and I've never buried treasure in St. Louis or St. Paul, and I've never been to Moscow and I've never been to Tampa, and I've never been to Boston in the fall. And I never hoist the mainstay and I never swab the poop deck, and I never veer to starboard 'cuz I never sail at all, and I've never walked the gang plank and I've never owned a parrot, and I've never been to Boston in the fall. Well, I've never plucked a rooster and I'm not too good at ping-pong, and I've never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall, and I've never kissed a chipmunk and I've never gotten head lice, and I've never been to Boston in the fall!

What's roosters and mashed potatoes got to do with being a skipper? I'm not entirely sure, sounds more like pirate-y stuff anyways. Feel free to join so that you can get away with not doing anything :)