It's been a while since I've been posting here, and even though I probably won't be as active as I'd like to be, I'd like to re-introduce myself for all of you who are new to the site, or probably forgot who the heck I am. So without further adieu . . . my introduction:
Greetings from the Jungle, My name is Albino Pygmy and I'll be your skipper, aligator wrestler, lion tamer, snake charmer, ballet tap teacher, cruise director, square dance caller, and if you don't laugh at any of my jokes, quite possibly your swimming instructor. All questions are to be addressed at the end of the tour, submitted it written form and only in Pygmese, English is not accepted. There is also a suggestions box should you wish to submit any suggestions or comments about your cruise today. Unfortunately Ole' Smiley has swallowed the box, but fear not, you can still submit your suggestions, because the box itself is lodged in the back of his throat. Just reach in and drop off your comment card. Oh, by the way we'll be passing the most realistic looking animals ever found in a plastic jungle that nobody seems to notice because they're all focused on their most handsome and dashing skipper, oh wait, that's me!
If by some chance you happen to need to get a hold of me, want to friend me, or just read up on some random postings by yours truly, you can try these links here:
Ask A Skipper Thread: Ask a Skipper!
Blog: The Pygmy Post
Facebook: Albino Pygmaeus
Store: The Pygmy Press
Youtube: YouTube - albinopygmy's Channel
If you've enjoyed this introduction, my name is AP from the most adventurous reaches of the interwebs, if not I'm some random user from dreaded board X.
Skipper's General Warning!
Reading of this signature might result in the following:
Lung Cancer, Heart Disease, Nausea, Heartburn, Indigestion,
Upset Stomach, Diarrhea, and may Complicate Pregnancy.
Consult a physician if read thoroughly.
Last edited by albino_pygmy; 06-16-2011 at 06:34 PM.
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Hey, I remember your posts... welcome back
Hey AP!! Good to see you again!
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Always happy to have you back.
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They aren't really good for anything,
but they still bring a smile to my face when I push them down a flight of stairs.
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I haven't been around long enough to remember your old posts, however - welcome back nonetheless!
Thank you Josh, and everyone else for the warm welcomes again
OH MY GOD!!! Pygmy!!!!!!!!!! Welcome back!!!!!
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Welcome back to the boards!!!
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