A little drama for our lives...

[Tampa]

HAHA! Hi boys n girls!


YAAAY! HI MICKEY!!!

aww lil' Timmy, why are you crying?

because I don't know where my spongebob shorts are!



c'mon minnie! We're gonna go on a spongebob squarepants shorts hunt!

ok Mickey! I just love hunting for shorts!

...meanwhile, back in MK!

aaww cool I found some... !!!!

hey little boy! I know who those belong to!

oh yeah?! Well their mine now!


UUUWWWW Mickey he tried you! UUUWWWW


how about I give you 75% off on a for them?

ummm....


stay tuned for the continuing drama... The Fantasmic Squarepants Shorts

[GrumpyDude]

i'll take whatever he's having, but make mine a double!

[rosworms]

*L* i love this...

[DissyLove]

How DARE you post a spongebob item on THIS website!!! Even if it is in jest!!! UNFORGIVEABLE!!

BTW, DWT team, I think he's got something special in his . Just where can I get a case of those?!?!?

[JEDIPRINCESS]

i'll take whatever he's having, but make mine a double!

I'm with you Grumpydude I don't drink that often but whatever he having must of been something else

[Tampa]

And now ladys and gentlemen, the continuing saga:

FANTASMIC SQUAREPANTS SHORTS!

where'd we leave off... oh yes, a little boy dis'd Mickey...

so how bout' it kid HAHA, 3 dollars instead of 12 for the if you give me them shorts?

ok!



Well golly! I'm gonna have to figure out how to make up for that lost profit but first, Timmy needs his shorts!

can I come with you, Mickey?

ok babe HAHA! Lets bring the guitar player too!

aaawwww yeah!



so they frolecked together.. Mickey, Minnie, and the guitar player when all of a sudden...

Bar! Bar war! Bar war war war!

what is it boy?! Timmy fell down the well?!

yo man dig it... that ain't Lassie!

oh yeah! What's going on Pluto?! What's the matter?!

...dude I can't talk...

I think he wants us to follow him Mickey!

ok lead the way boy!

Bar Bar!

heck naw we gonna run? hold on check it..



now I'm ready yo!

so off they ran, following Pluto and taking many breaks because you shouldn't drink soda before running and then it dawns on them...

HAHA! We're in MG..err.. I mean Disney Studios!



will Pluto lead our heros to... wherever they're going? Will the guitarist pop a string? Will little Timmy ever see his shorts again?! Tune in next time!!!

[DissyLove]

I await anxiously by the computer....

[tjcoolgirl15]

This is sooooo awesome and creative!!! I can't WAIT to find out what happens!!!

[olmec26]

Just where can I get a case of those?!?!?

Well, I don't know about the , but I know where to get a case of the Turkey Legs...

[bigbrian-nc.com]

...dude I can't talk...

ROFL!!!

[tjcoolgirl15]

Well, I don't know about the , but I know where to get a case of the Turkey Legs...

A case of turkey legs??? Do tell!

[Tampa]

I'm glad yall are enjoying!

And now.. part 3 of... FANTASMIC SQUAREPANTS SHORTS!


When we found our hero, he was giving a celebration to WDW's ticket price mark up when our hero noticed a little boy crying. Wanting to cheer up the boy, our hero went on a quest to help that little boy... and now we continue, with one hero's story...



:mickey: WOW! Pluto led us right into Disney Studios!

can I get a chocolate covered banana, Mickey?

:mickey: not now babe, we gotta help Pluto! Besides, you know we forgot our employee discount cards in toontown!

hey man, dig it, that dawg ran over to AR&R! I knew that was one cool cat!

in front of AR&R...

I don't care if you're Huey, Duey and, Luey, no one goes this way without a fastpass!

yo that dawg ran in there and they're like, totally jammin'... yo!

play me some Floyd and I'll let ya through!

"...two lost souls swimmin' in ah fish bowl..."

wow that was kinda lame! Go ahead anyways!

so they entered AR&R, laughing at the hundreds of people who are squished together because they don't know "Wish you were here" when...

Bar Bar!

:mickey: PLUTO! Whatcha' trying to show us boy?!

yo man, he's pointing over there!

Wha! Wha ha! AYYIIIEEEE! Hoya!

beep beep! boop doot doot! bee boop!

:mickey: aawww man! I knew that star tours mumbo jumbo wouldn't work out!


...join us next time, to find out why these guys are in AR&R (maybe I'll find out too)

[Tampa]

And now. Part 4. Of our continuing. Neverending. Story. (special guest apperance by, Lou)
FANTASMIC SQUAREPANTS SHORTS! (man the title is starting to urk me)

oh ahem! Good evening boys and girls. Welcome back! Gather 'round as we join our hero where he confronts CM's in star wars costumes.. and what's our hero's name kids?

MICKEY YAAAY!



dude I'm totally kicking your butt! No way man, the chicks are checking me out! cha! cha cha!

listen guys, I can't have you fighting in this building!

why because it's unsafe sweety?

no because areosmith would sue the shorts off me... shorts?! aww man we're slacking! You guys! Back to star tours! And put some ***** in your step, the sith is coming!

heya guys! Can you tell me who played the "lucky" piano teacher whose winning lottery ticket flew out the window in the pre-show film for Backstage Pass?!

YAAY!!


aww man! You're Lou! What's going down man I baught your book and I believe it was Madonna yo!

nope I'm sorry, it was Bette Midler! During the queue line prior...

we'd love to hear about it lou but we gotta return these shorts to Timmy!

ah yes Timmy! Member #234! He bought two pins last Janurary! I believe I saw him near Epcot's Soarin'!

thanks and thanks for the shameless plug! I'll see ya buddy and I'll be looking for my cut from the book in the mail.. HAHA!

so on a bus they hipped and they hopped while hoping little Timmy isn't bringing down other guests with his overexaggerated hysteria when it dawns on Mickey...


why don't I have a monorail into and out of MG err... Disney Studios?!

because uncle mike said it would make the guests fat!

:mickey: but we're selling McDonald's french er... freedom fries in frontierland!

I know honey.. uuwww some gum under my seat!

AAWWW MAN I POPPED A STRING!

join us next time boys and girls as our hero trio make there way back (finally!) to Timmy! Will they find him? Will the shorts be sanitary? Will MG I mean... Disney Studios ever get a monorail?! Tune in next time!

[rosworms]

yay! a Lou cameo!

[Tampa]

oooooo!


yes ladys and gentlemen.. top movie producers have pulled finances together to bring the whole cast of everyone's lovable past time.. from the finders of Toys N' The Hood, I'm proud to announce that Fantasmic Squarepants Shorts! is back for on final episode!



and now.. the final chapter..

as the sun sets behind the golfball.. many stare as Timmy weaps.. weaping next to the english pub.. some call mickey on their cell's.. the rest want our dearest Timmy to ..

<- (cell phone) Ya.. tell Mic this kid's going apedoodoo and is going in the lagoon if he don't hurry!

I'll never see my shorts again..

oy mate.. what's all that bloody rukus with them little metal bottle caps?

cherry-O


mickey arrives at MGM..

:mickey: ok HAHA.. now to find a way to get a monorail here..

mickey.. someone keep's calling my phone.. please get rid of those shorts.

yes they called mine too something about the ribs will be ready soon, don't worry!

I love meaty ribs!

bar! bar! bar!

:mickey: looks like pluto likes them too!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

so after a delightful feast on the succulent swine.. our hero's made their way to Epcot.. in search of a boy (now 28.. friggin cut backs.. he soo lost his squeeky voice) who lost something dear to him. His shorts.

Timmy! Oh Timmy!

:mickey: minnie I hope you didn't use are mouse card on that hat.. you now expen..

I hear summfin..

:mickey: Hi Timmy! HAHA.. I believe I have something of yours!

my shorts?!

bloody mate.. the little wankah's been a little sheila over some bloody shorts?! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

:mickey: BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

~Fin~