Miscellaneous Discuss What do you want on your Tombstone? in the News & Rumors forums; Originally Posted by dzney4lyf
Here lies Lori
You won't believe her stroy,
She tried scaling space mountian,
Fell and landed face down in a fountian....
Sounds like a bad way ...
And one for Lou...
Here lies Lou
He was found turning Blue.
We blamed it all on the beer keg,
But the Dr. found a wedged in turkey leg....
I won't ask where the wedging took place...
Here lies Tayler, gone to rest
Annoying us, he was the best
"Hey mourners, would ya get off my head?!"
Por favor mantanganse alijado de las puertas.
The following was made for me on HauntedMansion.Info:
Pumpkin Jack hiked and hitched
And hitched and hiked, and hiked and hitched
But when into oncoming traffic he switched
He hitched his last and was promptly ditched.
Here's my own go at it:
Here lies dear departed Jack
A Disney fan that kept going back
Until he jumped from his buggy of doom
And fell far below into the ballroom.
Those are really good pumpkinjack!
Originally Posted by bigbrian-nc.com
both Brian!! They think I'm nuts
Well thank you, thank you Stitch.
Originally Posted by Stitch
For me it would read
Here lies Dusty in a MIckey Hat
Before his time
When someone joked
Eisner leaving was lie
Causing him croak
OH and to the other all meat umm umm (except those little fishies)
Provided that there's enough of me left to scrape up after I check out, I've occasionally expressed my half-serious desire to have my bones placed in the caverns of Pirates of the Carribean, maybe swapped out with the fellow with the cutlass in his guts and the seagull on his hat.
Methinks that would have to be a major insider job, since I can't imagine the big 'D' giving this part of a last will and testament the green light.
"The society that draws too great of a distinction between its scholars and its warriors will end up having its thinking done by cowards and its fighting done by fools." --probably Thucydides
dude... that's a lady!
or I'd assume so from the uh.. pretty hat?
bury me in the other park... upside down.
"Here lies good ol' Joe
it's a shame there's so much
he just didn't know"