Kid's Say the Darnedest Things

mini-V · 09-28-2009, 12:26 PM

Many of you have quotes you can use from your own children, but I get to rely on kids that end up next to me on various attractions. Last week I rode Soar'n and a girl of about 6 sat next to me. As we were "flying" over the the golf course, she said, "Look, you can see the whole neighborhood."

mklively · 09-28-2009, 01:59 PM

Lol! that's cute. Kids are so funny.

SnwhtNdwrfs · 09-28-2009, 03:39 PM

My kids said that they needed to go back- "Mickey's missing me."

lilo88 · 09-28-2009, 04:35 PM

Our friends granddaughters (3 year old twins) told the gard at the pop century gate that they were princesses and they were there to see Mickey. He told them that he would let Mickey know they were there lol.

And my little cousin when we took him for his first time there he was in awe of the castle and said that it was HUGE lol

ImaMouser · 09-30-2009, 09:19 PM

This isn't WDW related but when my daughter was about 3 or 4 we were about to leave for a trip. We were talking with some friends before we left. I told our friends we were going to get some food and eat on the road. My daughter responds with a serious question; Won't we get run over? Hilarious!

SnwhtNdwrfs · 09-30-2009, 11:04 PM

Love it!

LockShockBarrel · 10-04-2009, 01:40 AM

I've pulled one of these myself. I believe I was about 7 or 8 when I did it, I used to obsessively watch Mrs Doubtfire.

I was out to eat with my aunt uncle and mom when my aunt grabbed the salt shaker and was shaking it really hard (it must have been clogged or something)

If you remember in Mrs Doubtfire, there's a scene where the new boyfriend starts choking on the pepper Mrs Doubtfire had put on his food and says "I didn't mean to kill the poor ...." lets say it sounds like bass turd. I decided to quote this and said " Stop shaking that so hard or you'll kill the poor bass turd!!" and I said it rather loudly. Nothing like the whole restaurant getting quiet while trying to find the source of the child yelling a swear.

Tim · 10-04-2009, 04:23 PM

We took a fishing excursion at WDW one year when my daughter was much younger and she caught a relatively small fish that she decided she loved, cherished and wanted to keep as a pet. We haggled back and forth as I explained to her that the fish had to be released, and because she loved the fish, it was kind and considerate to let her friend go. She then looked up at me with teary eyes and replied, "Then can I eat him?" Hope she never pulls that with the dog!

SparklinDiamond · 10-22-2009, 07:48 AM

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Originally Posted by ImaMouser

This isn't WDW related but when my daughter was about 3 or 4 we were about to leave for a trip. We were talking with some friends before we left. I told our friends we were going to get some food and eat on the road. My daughter responds with a serious question; Won't we get run over? Hilarious!

Lol, that is hilarious!

09-28-2009, 12:26 PM	#1
mini-V Home at last near Mickey! Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Mickey's backyard Posts: 8,950	Kid's Say the Darnedest Things Many of you have quotes you can use from your own children, but I get to rely on kids that end up next to me on various attractions. Last week I rode Soar'n and a girl of about 6 sat next to me. As we were "flying" over the the golf course, she said, "Look, you can see the whole neighborhood." __________________ mini-V What will you celebrate? Adult daycare for the kid inside you.

09-28-2009, 01:59 PM	#2
mklively A-Ticket holder Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 9	Re: Kid's Say the Darnedest Things Lol! that's cute. Kids are so funny. __________________

09-28-2009, 03:39 PM	#3
SnwhtNdwrfs Dancing with the dwarfs! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Being entertained by the voices in my head Posts: 44,274	Re: Kid's Say the Darnedest Things My kids said that they needed to go back- "Mickey's missing me." __________________ A person who won't read has no advantage over one who can't read. Mark Twain

09-28-2009, 04:35 PM	#4
lilo88 DisneyWorldTrivia.com Lifetime Pass Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Eureka, MO Posts: 13,939	Re: Kid's Say the Darnedest Things Our friends granddaughters (3 year old twins) told the gard at the pop century gate that they were princesses and they were there to see Mickey. He told them that he would let Mickey know they were there lol. And my little cousin when we took him for his first time there he was in awe of the castle and said that it was HUGE lol __________________ Tiffany~ºoº ~ D23 member Sufferer of Disney Vacation Depression 97'~French Quarter, 99'~CBR, 01'~Movies, 03'~Music/PORriverside/DCL, 05'~POP, 06'~Movies, 08'~Movies, 09'~Disneyland/ Embassy Suites Irvine/ 10'~Music

09-30-2009, 09:19 PM	#5
ImaMouser D-Ticket Holder Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Smyrna, Tennessee Posts: 227	Re: Kid's Say the Darnedest Things This isn't WDW related but when my daughter was about 3 or 4 we were about to leave for a trip. We were talking with some friends before we left. I told our friends we were going to get some food and eat on the road. My daughter responds with a serious question; Won't we get run over? Hilarious! __________________ Walt is the man, Mickey is the mouse but Minnie is THE WOMAN

09-30-2009, 11:04 PM	#6
SnwhtNdwrfs Dancing with the dwarfs! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Being entertained by the voices in my head Posts: 44,274	Re: Kid's Say the Darnedest Things Love it! __________________ A person who won't read has no advantage over one who can't read. Mark Twain

10-04-2009, 01:40 AM	#7
LockShockBarrel C-Ticket Holder Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Buffalo NY Posts: 143	Re: Kid's Say the Darnedest Things I've pulled one of these myself. I believe I was about 7 or 8 when I did it, I used to obsessively watch Mrs Doubtfire. I was out to eat with my aunt uncle and mom when my aunt grabbed the salt shaker and was shaking it really hard (it must have been clogged or something) If you remember in Mrs Doubtfire, there's a scene where the new boyfriend starts choking on the pepper Mrs Doubtfire had put on his food and says "I didn't mean to kill the poor ...." lets say it sounds like bass turd. I decided to quote this and said " Stop shaking that so hard or you'll kill the poor bass turd!!" and I said it rather loudly. Nothing like the whole restaurant getting quiet while trying to find the source of the child yelling a swear.

10-04-2009, 04:23 PM	#8
Tim D-Ticket Holder Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Chicago Posts: 227	Re: Kid's Say the Darnedest Things We took a fishing excursion at WDW one year when my daughter was much younger and she caught a relatively small fish that she decided she loved, cherished and wanted to keep as a pet. We haggled back and forth as I explained to her that the fish had to be released, and because she loved the fish, it was kind and considerate to let her friend go. She then looked up at me with teary eyes and replied, "Then can I eat him?" Hope she never pulls that with the dog! __________________ Tim

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