You ask to sit with the driver of the monorail everytime.
You remember the number of every WDW bus you have ridden.
You have to do each park in exact order and eat at the same places at the exact same times.
You know which "works bar" has mushrooms.
You know where all 300+ animals are on the Tree of Life.
You know what brand of cigarettes Uncle Walt smoked.
You use "arrrgh" in every sentence.
You know which ghost will be riding with you at the end of HM.
You cry when a ride or attraction is closed or being refurbished when you're at WDW--or at home.
You know the names of the 7 dwarfs in alphabetical order.
Your dashboard has a 8 1/2 X 11 faded area from all the parking permits.
You name your children Mickey and Minnie.
You are still in love with Annette.
You have 12 place settings of WDW plastic forks, spoons, and knives--with napkins.
You only drink from an All-Star mug you bought in 1996 and have used every trip to WDW since then.
You don't know where Universal is.
You'd rather do a character breakfast with Pluto then attend church/synagogue/temple on the Sabbath.
You have every Birnbaums and every WDW planning video and DVD, but don't have a Bible in the house.
You love WDW toilet paper on the 3000' rolls.
You pick up pixie dust after a parade, or wherever you find it at WDW and show people at home who think you're nuts.
You only watch Toon Disney and the Disney Channel while paying $100 a month for DISH network's 180 channels, plus 31 movie channels.
You wear a Mickey Mouse watch that hasn't worked in 20 years.
You know the difference between Chip 'n Dale, but not Seigfried and Roy.
You know it all started with a mouse!!!
Lord High Keeper of the Knowledge of Right and Wrong, Counselor in Moments of Temptation, and Guide along the Straight and Narrow Path and Oldest Active DWT/WDW Radio Member
DL: 1955* (1); WDW: 1977* (2), 1980* (2), 1985* (3), 1989* (3), 1996 (ASMu-3), 1999 (ASMo-3), 2000 (ASMu-2/PO-2), 2001 (ASMu-5), 2002 (ASMu-5), 2003 (ASMo-5), 2004* (8), 2004 (ASMo-8), 2005 (PC-10), 2006* (15), 2007* (20), 2008* (22), 2009* (26), 2010* (27), 2011* (32), 2012* (39), 2013* (36), 2013* (15), 2013* (9), 2013* (13) Total Trips/Days = 25/316