fun thread!

**DissyLove** · 08-02-2005, 03:01 PM

Line land, I think I visited that once waiting for Turtle Talk...

How about 3 feet of murkey water land? You walk in, and you are in stinky, mud and sewage filled water until you leave?

**shadesofgreen** · 08-02-2005, 11:59 PM

Originally Posted by Ultimatewdwfan

I forgot all about orange blossom trail... lol.

Were you serious about the holy land experience? Do they have roller coasters? I can see their mountain range now.. Sinai and Golgotha. LOL

Holy Land Experience is the real thing. Google it. I see the top of the Hebrew Temple sticking up over Interstate 4 every time I drive into Orlando. I gave in to curiosity one day and it is the most evangelical place you can imagine. They followed us out into the parking lot with literature just from my wife having a conversation about religion with one of the workers. . . . hand on the heart truth, to the parking lot!

**GrumpyDude** · 08-03-2005, 10:40 AM

Originally Posted by Ultimatewdwfan

Marilyn Manson Land: Although far more creative and amusing than Michael Jackson.. I don't think this land would fly.

Porno Land: We all want to ride the rides there, but alas.. a far cry from Disney fun.

Charlton Heston presents Gun land. Ummmm... no.

i'd pay top dollar to visit any of these fine places.

**Tampa** · 08-03-2005, 05:06 PM

how about internetland? The place you go to get online, and watch people at home!

**shadesofgreen** · 08-05-2005, 12:29 PM

Maybe they should put some displays from Brick Testament at the Lego Imagination Center at Downtown Disney! Great link, ultimatewdwfan, my wife just about died laughing at the Old Testament part, and she's Jewish.

No roller coasters at Holy Land Experience, but you can have whoever you go with take a picture of you coming out of the Garden Tomb all glorified.

**Ultimatewdwfan** · 08-05-2005, 06:45 PM

Originally Posted by shadesofgreen

Maybe they should put some displays from Brick Testament at the Lego Imagination Center at Downtown Disney! Great link, ultimatewdwfan, my wife just about died laughing at the Old Testament part, and she's Jewish.

No roller coasters at Holy Land Experience, but you can have whoever you go with take a picture of you coming out of the Garden Tomb all glorified.

Another thing we have common, my wife is of Jewish heritage also! The brick testament is great, I like how they use Jedi's as robed people.

Which reminds me of a little story: Last year I took my son to a friends wedding (catholic) and in the church, there was a statue of Jesus, the one in the robes with his arms outstretched.

Connor, 5 at the time, I was examining Jesus very closely and trying to look behind him. I asked "whatcha doing Connor?"

To which he answered: "I'm looking for Qui Gon Jin's lightsaber."

**shadesofgreen** · 08-05-2005, 09:23 PM

Crazy story, that was

**The_Heat** · 08-06-2005, 03:31 PM

Originally Posted by Ultimatewdwfan

Reality land: Where Disney sets you up with 9-5 jobs and pays you low wage. There are no rides and someone is always yelling at you for something. The car that takes you there, always breaks down.

they have that one already, it's called the college program internship

, and although the waiting room changes, quite often it's called Vista Way, or Chatam Square

I kid, I kid.

**shadesofgreen** · 08-06-2005, 07:57 PM

Virtual Magic Kingdom: Where they create a computer version of Disney and then give the players hardly anything to do, restrict their conversations in ridiculous ways such as not being able to say "trivia" and then put it out to the public only halfway completed without frontierland or tomorrowland. . . . not a ride, but still a bad idea!

**gator717** · 08-08-2005, 04:35 PM

This Saturday I was traveling south on the Turnpike to get to Miami and there were tons of billboards of that Holy Land Experience

. Some of the billboards had a picture of a Roman Soldier and a kid that looked scared to death!! I couldn't stop laughing especially since I was thinking about this thread everytime I saw one! I guess there should be a DWT meet there

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**JEV4** · 09-11-2005, 11:32 AM

What about the chamber of farts?

**shadesofgreen** · 09-11-2005, 01:10 PM

"Escape from Magic Kingdom"
Just try to avoid the strollers as you travel on an exiting journey to the the monorail station after Wishes. . . . A thrilling adventure for adults, not recommended for children during the summer months.

**Ultimatewdwfan** · 09-11-2005, 04:26 PM

Originally Posted by shadesofgreen

"Escape from Magic Kingdom"
Just try to avoid the strollers as you travel on an exiting journey to the the monorail station after Wishes. . . . A thrilling adventure for adults, not recommended for children during the summer months.

Sadly, they already have that ride, don't they?