The WORST disney ride ever imagined...

Ultimatewdwfan · 07-31-2005, 06:07 PM

I thought there was so much imagination (que figment) on Disney Rides, why not for a yuck (que Goofy) try to imagine some of the worst ideas for a disney ride.

Michael Jackson Mansion: (Dark Scary Ride) As you enter the disco-y sanctom, you see a picture of black michael jackson on the wall. His image slowly evolves into the alien life form he is today.
As you board the Doom buggy, an appropriate name for any child entering his insane asylum called neverland ranch, you are greeted by his Monkey, who will appear from time to time. The ride will bring you through his scary videos and horrible songs, even Captain EO will make an appearance, until you end up with him in his glass germ free chamber. I could make a comment on having him appear in the doom buggy in the mirror, but I won't say what he'd be doing to the kids.

Mr. Bush's wild ride: As we all know our commander in chief is a Convicted DRUNK Driver. The ride actually has us in a the back seat of his car. (simulation ride, like Star Wars or body wars) as the alcoholic president takes on a whacky, drunken ride on the road to the white house. The whole time he speaks, and gives us the tour with his non-eloquent speeches and drinking his bottle of alcohol. The best part of the ride is the end, where he crashes, killing us all and we end up seeing him in **** having dinner with Satan and every evil christian leader that's passed on... still drinking of course.

Bad ideas for "lands":

Marilyn Manson Land: Although far more creative and amusing than Michael Jackson.. I don't think this land would fly.

Porno Land: We all want to ride the rides there, but alas.. a far cry from Disney fun.

Bible Land: Sweet evil Jesus! NO!

Dirty Diaper Land: Ever wonder what happens to all those diapers from all those youngsters in WDW? Does sound better than bible land. lol

The rides never passed safety inspection land. (ride at your own risk) this land would have the prototype skyway, the one where the cab is suspended by dental floss.

Reality land: Where Disney sets you up with 9-5 jobs and pays you low wage. There are no rides and someone is always yelling at you for something. The car that takes you there, always breaks down.

Charlton Heston presents Gun land. Ummmm... no.

any other bad ideas out there?

shadesofgreen · 07-31-2005, 07:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Ultimatewdwfan

Bible Land: Sweet evil Jesus! NO!

The "Holy Land Experience" park is just up Interstate 4 from WDW. . . .
Sounds like your kind of place

Porno land? Ever gone down Orange Blossom Trail?

brad · 07-31-2005, 07:35 PM

i recall hearing a long time ago (pre-DVD) that when disney wasn't doing its own video duplication, a batch of pornos ended up being sold under the guise of a disney film (i want to say alice in wonderland, but maybe just wishful thinking). so pornoland isn't too far out there either.

20K · 07-31-2005, 08:13 PM

Those land ideas are just TOO funny!

shadesofgreen · 07-31-2005, 08:25 PM

"Ali-Baba's Crazy Taxi Ride" A white-knuckle thrill ride to International Drive, at the end you pay $40 (plus tip).

"Stroller Land" expansion to Mickey's Toontown Fair.

BellhopMicah · 07-31-2005, 10:26 PM

OMG!

MelinaR. · 07-31-2005, 11:35 PM

Mission Space

**disneydame2004** · 07-31-2005, 11:42 PM

Bad idea for a ride: combine Mission:Space's whirl and barf centrifuge action with Stitch's Great Escape (especially the chill dog smell).

Ultimatewdwfan · 08-01-2005, 12:27 AM

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Originally Posted by shadesofgreen

The "Holy Land Experience" park is just up Interstate 4 from WDW. . . .
Sounds like your kind of place

Porno land? Ever gone down Orange Blossom Trail?

I forgot all about orange blossom trail... lol.

Were you serious about the holy land experience? Do they have roller coasters? I can see their mountain range now.. Sinai and Golgotha. LOL

Ultimatewdwfan · 08-01-2005, 12:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brad

i recall hearing a long time ago (pre-DVD) that when disney wasn't doing its own video duplication, a batch of pornos ended up being sold under the guise of a disney film (i want to say alice in wonderland, but maybe just wishful thinking). so pornoland isn't too far out there either.

I remember that, I can't remember what film it was.

Ultimatewdwfan · 08-01-2005, 12:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by disneydame2004

Bad idea for a ride: combine Mission:Space's whirl and barf centrifuge action with Stitch's Great Escape (especially the chill dog smell).

I can top that one... Septic Splash Mountain... all those toilets in WDW, just cut open the top of that major pipe line, add a drop and a flume boat. Everybody's gotta poopy place, a poopy place, to go.. go.. go..

20K · 08-01-2005, 10:49 AM

You REALLY have to keep this up, it's so funny!

sx2143 · 08-02-2005, 10:22 AM

I'm pretty sure Ali babas crazy taxi ride is real and that I have ridden it, only it cost me $60.

Ultimatewdwfan · 08-02-2005, 02:44 PM

I've ridden that same taxi ride.

This is so wrong but sooo funny. On Southpark they had a theme park and a "john Denver" plane ride, it just crashes into the ground. LOL.

Ultimatewdwfan · 08-02-2005, 02:46 PM

Line land! You start early in the morning waiting in line, by the time you get tofront of the line, at night, you realize this was the line to the exit.

07-31-2005, 06:07 PM	#1
Ultimatewdwfan C-Ticket Holder Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Long Island, NY Posts: 170	The WORST disney ride ever imagined... I thought there was so much imagination (que figment) on Disney Rides, why not for a yuck (que Goofy) try to imagine some of the worst ideas for a disney ride. Michael Jackson Mansion: (Dark Scary Ride) As you enter the disco-y sanctom, you see a picture of black michael jackson on the wall. His image slowly evolves into the alien life form he is today. As you board the Doom buggy, an appropriate name for any child entering his insane asylum called neverland ranch, you are greeted by his Monkey, who will appear from time to time. The ride will bring you through his scary videos and horrible songs, even Captain EO will make an appearance, until you end up with him in his glass germ free chamber. I could make a comment on having him appear in the doom buggy in the mirror, but I won't say what he'd be doing to the kids. Mr. Bush's wild ride: As we all know our commander in chief is a Convicted DRUNK Driver. The ride actually has us in a the back seat of his car. (simulation ride, like Star Wars or body wars) as the alcoholic president takes on a whacky, drunken ride on the road to the white house. The whole time he speaks, and gives us the tour with his non-eloquent speeches and drinking his bottle of alcohol. The best part of the ride is the end, where he crashes, killing us all and we end up seeing him in **** having dinner with Satan and every evil christian leader that's passed on... still drinking of course. Bad ideas for "lands": Marilyn Manson Land: Although far more creative and amusing than Michael Jackson.. I don't think this land would fly. Porno Land: We all want to ride the rides there, but alas.. a far cry from Disney fun. Bible Land: Sweet evil Jesus! NO! Dirty Diaper Land: Ever wonder what happens to all those diapers from all those youngsters in WDW? Does sound better than bible land. lol The rides never passed safety inspection land. (ride at your own risk) this land would have the prototype skyway, the one where the cab is suspended by dental floss. Reality land: Where Disney sets you up with 9-5 jobs and pays you low wage. There are no rides and someone is always yelling at you for something. The car that takes you there, always breaks down. Charlton Heston presents Gun land. Ummmm... no. any other bad ideas out there?

07-31-2005, 07:35 PM	#3
brad A-Ticket holder Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 18	i recall hearing a long time ago (pre-DVD) that when disney wasn't doing its own video duplication, a batch of pornos ended up being sold under the guise of a disney film (i want to say alice in wonderland, but maybe just wishful thinking). so pornoland isn't too far out there either. __________________

07-31-2005, 08:13 PM	#4
20K Brought to you by Dock Thrust Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Vulcania Posts: 2,121	Those land ideas are just TOO funny! __________________ "I really hope that people won't cherry-pick my quotes in the future and use them out of context to justify things that I would never sign-off on." - Walt Disney

07-31-2005, 08:25 PM	#5
shadesofgreen I can write whatever I want up here now? Cool! Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: back at work Posts: 751	"Ali-Baba's Crazy Taxi Ride" A white-knuckle thrill ride to International Drive, at the end you pay $40 (plus tip). "Stroller Land" expansion to Mickey's Toontown Fair. __________________ What I say 100 times each day: "It's not a Disney Resort even though it's on Disney property!"

07-31-2005, 11:35 PM	#7
MelinaR. B-Ticket Holder Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 79	Mission Space __________________ MelinaR..

07-31-2005, 10:26 PM	#6
BellhopMicah C-Ticket Holder Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: The Hollywood Tower Hotel Posts: 152	OMG!

07-31-2005, 11:42 PM	#8
disneydame2004 Celebrate Everyday! Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Long Island, NY Posts: 5,677	Bad idea for a ride: combine Mission:Space's whirl and barf centrifuge action with Stitch's Great Escape (especially the chill dog smell). __________________ -Pat (Disneydame2004) Dream Team Auction Coordinator Help make a child smile! Dream Team Project Firstgiving Page

08-01-2005, 10:49 AM	#12
20K Brought to you by Dock Thrust Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Vulcania Posts: 2,121	You REALLY have to keep this up, it's so funny! __________________ "I really hope that people won't cherry-pick my quotes in the future and use them out of context to justify things that I would never sign-off on." - Walt Disney

08-02-2005, 10:22 AM	#13
sx2143 B-Ticket Holder Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 90	I'm pretty sure Ali babas crazy taxi ride is real and that I have ridden it, only it cost me $60.

08-02-2005, 02:44 PM	#14
Ultimatewdwfan C-Ticket Holder Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Long Island, NY Posts: 170	I've ridden that same taxi ride. This is so wrong but sooo funny. On Southpark they had a theme park and a "john Denver" plane ride, it just crashes into the ground. LOL.

08-02-2005, 02:46 PM	#15
Ultimatewdwfan C-Ticket Holder Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Long Island, NY Posts: 170	Line land! You start early in the morning waiting in line, by the time you get tofront of the line, at night, you realize this was the line to the exit.

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