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    List of hundreds Jungle Cruise jokes!

    I found such a hilarious website filled to the brim with Jungle Cruise jokes!

    Go check it out!

    http://www.csua.berkeley.edu/~yoda/jungle.htm
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    Yessss! this is so so so so so cool. DF91 you rock
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    Quote Originally Posted by DisneyFREAK91 View Post
    I found such a hilarious website filled to the brim with Jungle Cruise jokes!

    Go check it out!

    http://www.csua.berkeley.edu/~yoda/jungle.htm

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    it IS a small world after all XD
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    I sent the link to the website to a bunch of people in my family and they thought the jokes were really funny!!!!!!
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    Thanx for the link!!!
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    I just read about the pranks they like to play! That was funny.


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    I adore these jokes lol
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    This is adorable... and I just love Jungle Cruise so these jokes are awesome. Thanks so much for posting this, it's definitely being bookmarked
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    I love the jungle cruise, it always so great at the end of the night. Seems like the cast members get more looney so the jokes get better!
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    I rode on this ride, and when the boats had a pile up, way too many boats in one area, we played the 3 boat wave. Like in the stands wave..lol..i was sooo funny! and for the etire trip, the 2 cast members called me princess...they didnt call anyone else that just me!!

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    Hah, but what about those RARE occassions when they need to be original???!!! On July 4th, 2002, my family & my aunt&uncle's family were @ MK to see the fireworks, which I had been told by those older than me were supposed to be the best in the country for that night. My dad & uncle grabbed a spot *3* hours beforehand, and the rest of us went on the Jungle Cruise. THE BOAT BROKE DOWN! Right by the waterfall, too- we were getting drenched & it was already dark and breezy. We had to wait for the other boats in front of us to finish so they could send a guy to us backwards. I don't remember all the new jokes the 2 cast members managed to produce about our situation while keeping in the spirit of the ride, I was only 12 and certainly not the only one worried about missing the fireworks, but somehow I became everyone's spokesperson.

    "Um, how long do you think we're gonna be stuck here?" (we had to wait for a 3rd guy to come & bring or fix something)
    "Oh, we'll have you out by tomorrow morning."
    "Um... could we have another boat???"




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