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    Yeah, that's what we're waiting on. I see these people with screaming infants and little kids trying to maneuver their way through WDW. No way man!!



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    Family Inside Joke

    When I was waiting to go into Muppet Vision, my dad said that Kermit would not be in the show because he was kidnapped. I looked at him oddly for a while, but then he said, "Don't worry, I found a key piece of evidence." While saying this he lifted the mat to reveal the "Key Under The Mat." I could not stop laughing at the cornyness of that joke.
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    That is funny. You gotta love the Muppets! I've been a Muppet fan for years.



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    seven dwarfs joke

    On the tram for the Magic Kingdom parking lot, the cast member told us a joke. We have 6 dwarfs named in our parking lot(sleepy, happy, sneezy, grumpy, dopey, bashful), where is the 7th (doc)?

    Answer: on the boat ramp

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    Once on the Rockin' Roller Coaster the CM there interacted with the Aerosmith recording. As the band drove off to the gig he remarked quite loudly "hahaha they left their manager behind. Oh Aerosmith your wacky antics never cease to amuse me."
    Needless to say as a CM i could related to hearing the same spiels over and over again. Since this amused me we've now taken to using the phrase "your wacky antics never cease to amuse me at other attractions.

    Also on a personal note. I was on the Safari at Animal Kingdom with my mom about three years ago. When my mom noticed a warthog near the vehicle she wanted to get my attention but since she couldn't think of what they were called all she could do was yell out PUMBAA, PUMBAA, PUMBAA. She got my attention (as well as the rest of the truck). To this day pumbaa, pumbaa, pumbaa still comes up in conversation when were at the AK.

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    my best friend is terrified of roller coasters - the first time I took her on Space Mountain she screamed "Oh my God We're All Gonna Die" the entire time....the 6 year old seated behind her did not appreciate her narration. Neither did the 6 year olds biker dad.

    to pick on Jenna now I always convince her that a ride is much worse than it is...for example I always get her by telling her that 1st tiny drop on Splash is the "big" one...she holds on for dear life and starts screaming....this is even funnier when done on Peter Pans Flight or TTA

    I like to ask a CM about the child swap "How does this work, can i swap him for a better behaved child or is it strictly equal or lesser value?"
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    That is very sweet, i like the jokes. I never heared this kind of jokes. I am really very impressed as i am having many jokes site but never have these kind of small and hilarious jokes.

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    all of these jokes were so funny! I loved reading them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by fortuosity View Post
    When I was waiting to go into Muppet Vision, my dad said that Kermit would not be in the show because he was kidnapped. I looked at him oddly for a while, but then he said, "Don't worry, I found a key piece of evidence." While saying this he lifted the mat to reveal the "Key Under The Mat." I could not stop laughing at the cornyness of that joke.
    My second-to-last trip down, I wanted to show my friend the Key Under The Mat. I lifted the mat, and to my disappointment, nothing was there. I said out loud "Oh, it's not there!" at which point the cast member at the entrance walked up to us, pointed at his namebadge ("Matt") and said "That's not the only mat here!". He then lifted his foot to show us the key taped to the bottom of his shoe.

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    Ha Ha!!

    That is so awesome!!! What an experience for you!!

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    That is so cool!

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    One year while waiting for everyone to board the Jungle Cruise, the skipper looked out over the edge of the boat and yelled" DUCK!!!" and threw himself down onto the deck of the boat. My 5 year old and I looked over the edge of the boat into the water and sure enough, there was a malard duck swimming in the water. That was two years ago, but we still point and yell whenever we see a duck in the wild. People look at us like we're crazy, but it's our little inside joke.
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    Hello everyone, I have joined recently and have been really enjoying the site. I'm on my way to WDW in 2 days, I can't wait, anyway my inside family joke dosen't pertain to a park but happens at one of our favorite character dinning , Chef Mickey's. While being taken to our table someone loudly comments "I can't believe the health department lets this place stay open, what with all the rodents and dogs and ducks wandering about you think they would shut it down!"
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    I cannot think of any that strike my mind but knowing the way I and my parents are, there is prob one or two that have happened.

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