In-Park Jokes

[#1stitchfan]

My best thing to do to the CM is on ToT sit in the front row by the door and just as it closes yell really loud and grab your hand like it was caught in the door. Every now and then you can get a CM to jump!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[KingJamesUT]

I went with my roomates to MK several years ago for a weekend trip. One of the guys is a fairly independent type who goes off on his own alot. As we were waiting in the lobby for the Hall of Presidents this guy totally disappeared. None of us knew where he was. As we were getting seated 30 minutes later he had still not shown up. Knowing how sneaky this kid was, we all assumed that when the curtains were rolled back we would see our friend standing on stage next to one of the presidents. Needless to say, he wasn't and soon showed up through the handicap entrance, but the fact that we all agreed that he was crazy enough to do that was hilarious.


Ps. I was starving so I bought a turkey leg before the ride but couldn't finish it before it started so I sat in the back row so that noone would notice. DIdn't work, everyone could smell it, and a few people were getting really hungry halfway through.


Our running joke is that his new nickname is the 44th president of the United States

[tasha36]

We are constantly amazed that, which ever park we decide to go to for the day, Mickey is there too! Just lucky I guess!!!

[Caribbean Lady]

I don't think we have any huge jokes but we always laugh about past mishaps as we walk through the area of the park where it originally happened.

One joke was that a bird pooped on my head outside of the Star Tours ride - my parents thought it was hilarious - I didn't

[RuddyWDW]

I don't think we have any huge jokes but we always laugh about past mishaps as we walk through the area of the park where it originally happened.

One joke was that a bird pooped on my head outside of the Star Tours ride - my parents thought it was hilarious - I didn't

I can sympathise I had a bird poop on me outside SM which my family thought was hilarious....I didn't either

[KingJamesUT]

I love the jokes. Let's hear some more.

[satijp]

My friend and I are slightly Disney obsessed, so we have taken to repeating random ride spiels at all times... for example if either one of us is paged for work, we bust out with "Paging Mr. Morrow.... Mr. Tom Morrow." The best part about that, was my sister used to hear us say that when we were paged, and she would just shake her head. Then we went to WDW for NYE, and I made her ride the TTA, she heard the quote, and had one of those lightbulb moments.... followed by her calling me lame.... not lame.... corny. She doesn't get it.

I work at an airport and often have to page passengers. We always throw in other employees names or names of famous people to the list of final boarding... I'm defiately going to have to throw in Tom Morrow next time.

[brad9008]

some of this sound pretty good

[morwen]

This isn't really a joke but when we were at WDW last time we went to Chef Mickey. We had some bags and my ssister's bookbag and my aunt's very small purse. When the Characters came around first Donald went looking through all of our bags then Minnie tried to steal my aunt's purse. It was halarious. After that when ever we saw Minnie Jen and I told Aunt Pam to keep a hold of her purse Minnie's looking for a new accesory!

[Shelton123]

Well, I don't think this qualifies as a joke, but it's an inside joke within our family.
Our kids, which are grown now, know I do not like indecision when it comes to deciding what to do next at WDW. So, whenever I get one of those "I don't know, what do you want to do?" lines, I usually suggest it's time to go to It's a Small World. Out come the two fingers placed in the shape of a cross, like they are trying to ward off demons, usually exclaiming, "No, no, save us!"
It works every time!

Haha that's similair to what I do, but I do that with Dumbo, and put up the star of david instead.

[jackk]

Wow..thats great...!II remember Jake..was that the part when you said that everybody was stupid to leave. BUT you always decide to stay bc those ballerinas alllllllwwwaaayyy give you that smile..which makes you cry..and i don't want to know what else it makes you do..

[jbgoldengun]

Birds.... the demons of Disney World.....
One time my dad and I were walking to Space Mountian from some benches where my motion-sickable mom was sitting, when all of a sudden, a bird flies right by my face! from then on, whenever a bird gets too close, I yell "Oh my gosh! it's like that movie with the killer crows!!!!! Run for your lives!!!!!!" and everyone looks at me like "What happened!!!!!!!!!!

[HardingWDWFan]

I like some of the antics of the HM CMs. There was one at MK who told us not to smile, and he was very stone-faced. He was great! There was another who (on a day when there was no line) chased my sister through the queue area...it was funny.

[dznyfreak42]

Birds.... the demons of Disney World.....
One time my dad and I were walking to Space Mountian from some benches where my motion-sickable mom was sitting, when all of a sudden, a bird flies right by my face! from then on, whenever a bird gets too close, I yell "Oh my gosh! it's like that movie with the killer crows!!!!! Run for your lives!!!!!!" and everyone looks at me like "What happened!!!!!!!!!!

LOL.... your thinking of this movie,

[dznyfreak42]

I like some of the antics of the HM CMs. There was one at MK who told us not to smile, and he was very stone-faced. He was great! There was another who (on a day when there was no line) chased my sister through the queue area...it was funny.

LOL i love them, one time i asked a HM cm where the bathroom was and he just stared out into space, finally after i asked him like 3 times he pointed to the cm next to him. I went to go ask her and she just pointed back to the first guy, it was one of those you-gotta be there moments. Also one time a TOT cm kept following this lady, and when she turned around he would act like he was stabbing her, and when she turned around he would just stare the other way. So funny