In-Park Jokes

[squishybear]

These things are hilarious.
I don't remember any specific jokes, but last time I was in MGM, i ran into Bucky Greenhorn (who gives out free hake celebrity autographs). Me and my brother started helping Bucky get people's attention, cause everyone was just walking passed him. So we were like, OMG, he gave me Johnny Depp's autograph!!
Most people walking past would stop and look, which made Bucky feel happy too.

Bucky really is my favourite Hollywood citizen

[foogs]

I said at the end of IASW "They should put all of those goodbye signs at the begining so we know our sanity is leaving."

[Serkazong]

Last year after our first night at the Contemporary, I was walking toward the tower lobby from the south garden wing to get a cup of coffee. As I walked near the pool, a CM was trying to direct a pair of ducks away from the area he needed to clean. As I got closer, I could hear him muttering-
"Shoo- shoo get on outa' here, you know there's no ducks in the future!"

He looked over my way and grinned as if he meant me to hear it.

[disney_freak]

I said at the end of IASW "They should put all of those goodbye signs at the begining so we know our sanity is leaving."

1) to the forums!!

and 2) that would make so much sense. my friend is scared of that song. she lost her sanity from that ride. (thou I don't think she ever had it)

[Disney2000]

As a jungle cruise skipper once said, Please watch your head and step as you exit the boat. If you hit your head, and miss your step, please watch your mouth this is a children's place.

[RRMike]

I was at an ATM machine at EPCOT. When my money came out I yelled. I WON I WON !!!

[ginnyfavers]

When Jame Dudy Dench (yes, we call her that) tells you to thank the Phoenicians, make sure and holler out,

"Thank you, Phoenicians!!!"

[coasterfreak516]

When Jame Dudy Dench (yes, we call her that) tells you to thank the Phoenicians, make sure and holler out,

"Thank you, Phoenicians!!!"

Interesting, I'll try that the next time.

For the next few months I can't do my customary "woo" on Space Mountain because the TTA is closed.

[wallfan329]

My family has a lot of inside jokes when we go. On the rides with the camera we all do something like on Everest we were all looking at a different park map or this time on Space Mountain we looked like we were scared to death. Also whenever we go a roller-coaster my brother yells at my mom saying you told me there where no hills and what not.

[Neeka7701]

A man on Splash Mountain was guiding us to our rows when he pointed to us and said in a really girly voice..... " 7,8,9!!!!!!!!!!!!!" As soon as we got over the first hill me and my family started cracking up! It was so hilarious!

[iheartdisney01]

on splash mountain one year my family and i brought noise makers on the ride! on the big drop we blew them out! The lady printing our picture looked at us like we were crazy! hahaha!

[iheartdisney01]

haha i have another one. One day at the grand flo. My family says hey, lets go to gatorland! Gatorland is a terrible terrible place that they have gators eat raw chicken. *shivers* Anyway.. My dad made up a theme song.....

Gatorland, Gatorland nananananana Gatorland. We're goin' to Gatorland!

The sad part is our taxi driver sang too.

[BethBreakey]

My favorite Jungle Cruise skipper line was when I was maybe 10 or 11 -- at the end of the tour...

"Thanks everyone for taking the Jungle Cruise - now for all you kids (and adults too!) if you ever get lost here at the Magic Kingdom, we have a little signal we like people to do, when you do this signal a cast member will come over and help you find your party. So remember, if you get lost - just make an L with your hand and hold that L up to your forehead -- and walk around like that until someone stops you."

Makes me chuckle still thinking about it.

[altpirate]

These are all great jokes!

[ajith1]

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