In-Park Jokes - Page 13

squishybear · 11-18-2008, 09:26 AM

These things are hilarious.
I don't remember any specific jokes, but last time I was in MGM, i ran into Bucky Greenhorn (who gives out free hake celebrity autographs). Me and my brother started helping Bucky get people's attention, cause everyone was just walking passed him. So we were like, OMG, he gave me Johnny Depp's autograph!!
Most people walking past would stop and look, which made Bucky feel happy too.

Bucky really is my favourite Hollywood citizen

foogs · 01-07-2009, 07:25 PM

I said at the end of IASW "They should put all of those goodbye signs at the begining so we know our sanity is leaving."

Serkazong · 01-07-2009, 09:11 PM

Last year after our first night at the Contemporary, I was walking toward the tower lobby from the south garden wing to get a cup of coffee. As I walked near the pool, a CM was trying to direct a pair of ducks away from the area he needed to clean. As I got closer, I could hear him muttering-
"Shoo- shoo get on outa' here, you know there's no ducks in the future!"

He looked over my way and grinned as if he meant me to hear it.

disney_freak · 01-08-2009, 08:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by foogs

I said at the end of IASW "They should put all of those goodbye signs at the begining so we know our sanity is leaving."

1)

to the forums!!

and 2) that would make so much sense. my friend is scared of that song. she lost her sanity from that ride. (thou I don't think she ever had it)

Disney2000 · 01-11-2009, 11:14 PM

As a jungle cruise skipper once said, Please watch your head and step as you exit the boat. If you hit your head, and miss your step, please watch your mouth this is a children's place.

RRMike · 03-10-2009, 11:17 AM

I was at an ATM machine at EPCOT. When my money came out I yelled. I WON I WON !!!

ginnyfavers · 05-05-2009, 09:40 PM

When Jame Dudy Dench (yes, we call her that) tells you to thank the Phoenicians, make sure and holler out,

"Thank you, Phoenicians!!!"

coasterfreak516 · 05-05-2009, 10:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ginnyfavers

When Jame Dudy Dench (yes, we call her that) tells you to thank the Phoenicians, make sure and holler out,

"Thank you, Phoenicians!!!"

Interesting, I'll try that the next time.

For the next few months I can't do my customary "woo" on Space Mountain because the TTA is closed.

wallfan329 · 07-16-2010, 04:30 PM

My family has a lot of inside jokes when we go. On the rides with the camera we all do something like on Everest we were all looking at a different park map or this time on Space Mountain we looked like we were scared to death. Also whenever we go a roller-coaster my brother yells at my mom saying you told me there where no hills and what not.

Neeka7701 · 07-16-2010, 08:26 PM

A man on Splash Mountain was guiding us to our rows when he pointed to us and said in a really girly voice..... " 7,8,9!!!!!!!!!!!!!" As soon as we got over the first hill me and my family started cracking up! It was so hilarious!

iheartdisney01 · 07-18-2010, 07:22 PM

on splash mountain one year my family and i brought noise makers on the ride! on the big drop we blew them out! The lady printing our picture looked at us like we were crazy! hahaha!

iheartdisney01 · 07-18-2010, 08:07 PM

haha i have another one. One day at the grand flo. My family says hey, lets go to gatorland! Gatorland is a terrible terrible place that they have gators eat raw chicken. *shivers* Anyway.. My dad made up a theme song.....

Gatorland, Gatorland nananananana Gatorland. We're goin' to Gatorland!

The sad part is our taxi driver sang too.

BethBreakey · 10-22-2010, 09:50 AM

My favorite Jungle Cruise skipper line was when I was maybe 10 or 11 -- at the end of the tour...

"Thanks everyone for taking the Jungle Cruise - now for all you kids (and adults too!) if you ever get lost here at the Magic Kingdom, we have a little signal we like people to do, when you do this signal a cast member will come over and help you find your party. So remember, if you get lost - just make an L with your hand and hold that L up to your forehead -- and walk around like that until someone stops you."

Makes me chuckle still thinking about it.

altpirate · 10-23-2010, 11:16 PM

These are all great jokes!

ajith1 · 12-23-2010, 04:12 PM

hi...,
this forum is good and topic is very interesting and fun.

01-07-2009, 09:11 PM	#183
Serkazong Keep to the code. Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Kentukiana Posts: 441	Last year after our first night at the Contemporary, I was walking toward the tower lobby from the south garden wing to get a cup of coffee. As I walked near the pool, a CM was trying to direct a pair of ducks away from the area he needed to clean. As I got closer, I could hear him muttering- "Shoo- shoo get on outa' here, you know there's no ducks in the future!" He looked over my way and grinned as if he meant me to hear it. __________________

01-11-2009, 11:14 PM	#185
Disney2000 Fastpass Holder Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: PA Posts: 445	As a jungle cruise skipper once said, Please watch your head and step as you exit the boat. If you hit your head, and miss your step, please watch your mouth this is a children's place. __________________ The Golden age never was the present age… but with human liberty we can fulfill the promise and meaning of America. To everyone a chance. To all people, regardless of their birth the right to live, to work, to be themselves, and to become whatever their visions can combine to make them. This is the promise of America...And I foresee the American adventure to continue for a long, long time! ~The American Adventure, EPCOT Center Are you 23? I am!

03-10-2009, 11:17 AM	#186
RRMike B-Ticket Holder Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Connecticut Posts: 70	Re: In-Park Jokes I was at an ATM machine at EPCOT. When my money came out I yelled. I WON I WON !!!

05-05-2009, 09:40 PM	#187
ginnyfavers B-Ticket Holder Join Date: May 2009 Location: Orlando or Bust! Posts: 89	Re: In-Park Jokes When Jame Dudy Dench (yes, we call her that) tells you to thank the Phoenicians, make sure and holler out, "Thank you, Phoenicians!!!" __________________ Amanda, Joe & Miles Planning my next trip way way way too far in advance... "I met the love of my life on the Seven Seas Lagoon"

07-16-2010, 04:30 PM	#189
wallfan329 Voldemort is my Past Present and Future. Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Ohio Posts: 4,693	Re: In-Park Jokes My family has a lot of inside jokes when we go. On the rides with the camera we all do something like on Everest we were all looking at a different park map or this time on Space Mountain we looked like we were scared to death. Also whenever we go a roller-coaster my brother yells at my mom saying you told me there where no hills and what not. __________________ Mckayla Mckayla's Life... My blog ♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫ 2001(PO),2003(BC and DCL),2004(ASM),2005(Poly and DCL),2006(HH & OKW),2007(SSR),2009(WL),2010(BW,Pop and Vero),2011(OKW),2012(AKL & OKW),2013(Band Trip) ♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫

11-18-2008, 09:26 AM	#181
squishybear B-Ticket Holder Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 64	These things are hilarious. I don't remember any specific jokes, but last time I was in MGM, i ran into Bucky Greenhorn (who gives out free hake celebrity autographs). Me and my brother started helping Bucky get people's attention, cause everyone was just walking passed him. So we were like, OMG, he gave me Johnny Depp's autograph!! Most people walking past would stop and look, which made Bucky feel happy too. Bucky really is my favourite Hollywood citizen

01-07-2009, 07:25 PM	#182
foogs A-Ticket holder Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 1	I said at the end of IASW "They should put all of those goodbye signs at the begining so we know our sanity is leaving."

07-16-2010, 08:26 PM	#190
Neeka7701 B-Ticket Holder Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 90	Re: In-Park Jokes A man on Splash Mountain was guiding us to our rows when he pointed to us and said in a really girly voice..... " 7,8,9!!!!!!!!!!!!!" As soon as we got over the first hill me and my family started cracking up! It was so hilarious! __________________ My Walt Disney World Vacations 2001-Animal Kingdom Lodge 2002-Animal Kingdom Lodge 2003-Beach Club 2004-Beach Club 2005-Beach Club 2006-Beach Club and Beach Club at Christmas 2007-Beach Club 2008-Beach Club 2009-Port Orleans Riverside 2010-Port Orleans Riverside I Love that little Duck!

07-18-2010, 07:22 PM	#191
iheartdisney01 C-Ticket Holder Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Boston,MA Posts: 101	Re: In-Park Jokes on splash mountain one year my family and i brought noise makers on the ride! on the big drop we blew them out! The lady printing our picture looked at us like we were crazy! hahaha! __________________ Just Keep Swimming My Disney Vacations... 2001-Animal Kingdom Lodge 2002-Animal Kingdom Lodge 2003-Beach Club 2004-Beach Club 2005-Beach Club 2006-Beach Club 2006(again)-Beach Club 2007-Beach Club 2008-Beach Club 2009-Port Orleans Riverside Magnolia Bend 2010(next vacation!)-Port Orleans Riverside Magnolia Bend iheartdisney01

07-18-2010, 08:07 PM	#192
iheartdisney01 C-Ticket Holder Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Boston,MA Posts: 101	Re: In-Park Jokes haha i have another one. One day at the grand flo. My family says hey, lets go to gatorland! Gatorland is a terrible terrible place that they have gators eat raw chicken. shivers Anyway.. My dad made up a theme song..... Gatorland, Gatorland nananananana Gatorland. We're goin' to Gatorland! The sad part is our taxi driver sang too. __________________ Just Keep Swimming My Disney Vacations... 2001-Animal Kingdom Lodge 2002-Animal Kingdom Lodge 2003-Beach Club 2004-Beach Club 2005-Beach Club 2006-Beach Club 2006(again)-Beach Club 2007-Beach Club 2008-Beach Club 2009-Port Orleans Riverside Magnolia Bend 2010(next vacation!)-Port Orleans Riverside Magnolia Bend iheartdisney01

10-22-2010, 09:50 AM	#193
BethBreakey Fastpass Holder Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Raleigh NC Posts: 663	Re: In-Park Jokes My favorite Jungle Cruise skipper line was when I was maybe 10 or 11 -- at the end of the tour... "Thanks everyone for taking the Jungle Cruise - now for all you kids (and adults too!) if you ever get lost here at the Magic Kingdom, we have a little signal we like people to do, when you do this signal a cast member will come over and help you find your party. So remember, if you get lost - just make an L with your hand and hold that L up to your forehead -- and walk around like that until someone stops you." Makes me chuckle still thinking about it. __________________

10-23-2010, 11:16 PM	#194
altpirate A-Ticket holder Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Canada Posts: 11	Re: In-Park Jokes These are all great jokes! __________________ Uttara-Kuru-Our Life

12-23-2010, 04:12 PM	#195
ajith1 A-Ticket holder Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 11	High Interest Savings hi..., this forum is good and topic is very interesting and fun.

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