In-Park Jokes

[DisneyFREAK91]

OMG!

Me and my friends on the TTA.

We're approaching the undock station...

Me and my friends - "AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! GET ME OFF THIS RIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lol we freak the little kids out

[GrmGrnningGhost]

Me and my dad have our little in-park joke:

"If I go to Tomorrowland tomorrow, would it still be the same thing?"

[timned88]

my wife ALWAYS quotes the "paging mr. morrow, mr. tom morrow..." lines on the TTA. just kind of doing her thing, i guess...

[dxer07002]

Before the big drop in Splash Mountain, I yell, in a childish voice.. MOMMY! as we drop down into the briar patch.....

[DisneyFREAK91]

Lol nice ones

Last time I went to WDW with me and my friend. We rode Splash Mountain. When we were climbing up the last hill before the big drop we would frantically ask each other

"IS THIS IS?!?! OMG IS THIS THE DROP?! I DON"T KNOW!!!"

[shadesofgreen96]

In the HM , just to scare people , our family will scream as loud as we can right when the projection of the window comes on ( and let me tell you , we've scared alot of people by doing it!! )

[olmec26]

In the HM , just to scare people , our family will scream as loud as we can right when the projection of the window comes on ( and let me tell you , we've scared alot of people by doing it!! )

The best scream spot is the "Scream Cue." In the stretching room, right after the lightening stops, it is pitch black fopr about 5 seconds. I always use this time to my advantage...and it works nearly every time!

[DisneyFREAK91]

The best scream spot is the "Scream Cue." In the stretching room, right after the lightening stops, it is pitch black fopr about 5 seconds. I always use this time to my advantage...and it works nearly every time!

That's a great spot
MY personal scream cue is in the Tower of Terror pre-show.

Right as the lights go off our family screams as loud as we can!

[Conceited Ape]

The best scream spot is the "Scream Cue." In the stretching room, right after the lightening stops, it is pitch black fopr about 5 seconds. I always use this time to my advantage...and it works nearly every time!

I HATE you guys. When entire groups of folks conspire to shriek in unison for the entire period of darkness, it drowns out my Shaggy impression.

ZOIKS...!!! Gee, Scoob--let's get back to the Mystery Machine!!!

[BellHopper]

Another time a couple of trips ago a Jungle Cruise Guide said this when we docked to get off.

"Please take all your belongings with you. This includes all cell phones, diaper bags, and yes, your childresn. If you do not pick up your children within a 24 hour time period their shoes will be bolted to the floor of It's A Small World and they will be forced to sing."

I HEARD THAT ONE TO!!!! i died laughing.

[BellHopper]

one of my sister and I jokes came from this past feb. we were going on splash mountain at night and it was actually pretty warm
but she whined and cried (not literally, but close) she did NOT wanna go on she was so scared of the big drop, and she was so freaked out, she's 27, and she's been on it. so i was laughing and couldnt believe this sight, but eventually i convinced her to go on, and i scared the **** out of her on the first drop, saying HERE IT COMES!!!! and she clung on to me, i thought she was going to rip my arm off, but then the big drop FINALLY came and BOOM, we took the plunge, and then she said the line that made me so mad, yet laughing hysterically, That's IT?! i didn't know weither to laugh or cry, so pretty much after every ride i always say to her, that's it?

and another, we got stuck in the graveyard for 25 min in the HM, and i posted this part somewhere else, but we took some really funny pictures of us being really scared, but totally faking it, it was really funny, but then this past july we went again (YESSSS!) and first ride we got on, during a VERY boring, dreary day, when we got there, first ride we got on, SE, broke down, as usual, but at the caveman scene, and i swear i learned caveman from that repeating audio. but we took pictures of us being scared, but cavemen with loin cloths in the background. so whenever a ride breaks down, we take funny pics. you'd have to be there. haha if your still reading this, you have comitment.


fave JC joke: everything here is LARGER than life...(it took me a few trips around the world to get that one haha)

[olmec26]

I HATE you guys. When entire groups of folks conspire to shriek in unison for the entire period of darkness, it drowns out my Shaggy impression.

ZOIKS...!!! Gee, Scoob--let's get back to the Mystery Machine!!!

I don't make a group conspiracy...usually it's just me!

[shadesofgreen96]

- In the HM , during when you're looking down at the ball room , scream : be quiet or were all gonna die!

[disney fanatic]

I HATE you guys. When entire groups of folks conspire to shriek in unison for the entire period of darkness, it drowns out my Shaggy impression.

ZOIKS...!!! Gee, Scoob--let's get back to the Mystery Machine!!!

Haha..that was what that man said in the backround..his voice sounded like one of the people trying to scare the children..Yeah i scream then too..maybe i should scream later so i can finally hear that amazing Impression..
Wow..Jake saying that line..haha..now i am crying again..great..
But yes i love screaming then and see all the kids turn around not knowing what is going on! WOO HOO..great time woo hoo hoo..

[Conceited Ape]

On the contrary, Bri--the Shaggy impression has the polar opposite intention of scaring kids. I explained the reasons for this madness a couple pages back. One of my first posts around this place, come to think of it........

For those of you with the patience to sit down and enjoy the Norwegian film (and at the very least, I'd imagine any red-blooded male would if only for the sake of the trio of Scandanavian goddess ballerinas in the final montage), here's one for the very beginning of the presentation. While the young boy is gazing up to the old Viking longboat, and we flashback to the raiders about to take to the sea, declare in a good announcer's voice "Previously, on NORWAY........."

(Not too loud, though. Just enough to be sort of a private joke between you and your party members, and maybe the good folks in the seats within earshot.)