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    In-Park Jokes

    Does anyone have any in-park jokes that sound so stupid, they're funny? For example, this one goes on between my dad and me whenever we see Goofy:

    DAD (to me): "What, are you goofy?!"
    ME: "I'm not Goofy, (point to Goofy) he's Goofy!"

    We do that every time, and it just crack me up. Does anyone else have any that they would like to share?
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    Why did Tigger look in the toilet?

    He was looking for Pooh!

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    Peter Pan told me this joke he got from a 7 year old.

    What kind of movies do pirates like? Ones rated Arrrrr!

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    Just listen to Pal Mickey, he has too many!

    The looking for Pooh one is my fav. Heard that first on the Jungle Cruise.

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    I like my variation on that Pooh one. "Excuse me, m'am, but you have pooh on your shirt"

    Best used with discretion.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sam I Am
    I like my variation on that Pooh one. "Excuse me, m'am, but you have pooh on your shirt"

    Best used with discretion.

    Back in 1996 a Haunted Mansion CM used this same joke on my then 9 year old niece
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    Quote Originally Posted by TrendyMagic
    Just listen to Pal Mickey, he has too many!
    Yeah, with Pal Mickey on the scene those Jungle Cruise Skippers finally have some competition in the Corny Joke Department.
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    Well, I don't think this qualifies as a joke, but it's an inside joke within our family.
    Our kids, which are grown now, know I do not like indecision when it comes to deciding what to do next at WDW. So, whenever I get one of those "I don't know, what do you want to do?" lines, I usually suggest it's time to go to It's a Small World. Out come the two fingers placed in the shape of a cross, like they are trying to ward off demons, usually exclaiming, "No, no, save us!"
    It works every time!
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    Quote Originally Posted by dzneynut
    Well, I don't think this qualifies as a joke, but it's an inside joke within our family.
    Our kids, which are grown now, know I do not like indecision when it comes to deciding what to do next at WDW. So, whenever I get one of those "I don't know, what do you want to do?" lines, I usually suggest it's time to go to It's a Small World. Out come the two fingers placed in the shape of a cross, like they are trying to ward off demons, usually exclaiming, "No, no, save us!"
    It works every time!
    That's kinds like my Goofy joke!
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    A family thing

    Not really a joke, but every time we see Goofy now - he is GOOEY!!!
    After watching the Jungle Jammin' Parade with some very excited young women from Asia - they kept calling for Mickey when they saw Minnie and when they saw Goofy - at the top of their lungs "GOOEY!!!". Over and over again until he waved in our direction.
    I think his name if forever changed for us now....

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    On two of my recent trips to the MK, I have managed to inadvertantly exclaim that I wanted to go "do pooh", only to have gotten a couple of confused/bewildered looks from nearby guests overhearing it. Now it's a bit of an ongoing joke for me whenever I go to ride the Pooh ride.
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    Oh, another goodie I just remembered...

    This one is actually in the recording on the Peoplemover (TTA). A female PA voice pages "Paging Mr. Morrow, Mr. Tom Morrow. You're party from Saturn has arrived. Please give them a ring."

    No matter how many times I hear it, it's always a hoot.
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    The first time some of my family heard that they asked if he was an Imagineer. I just gave them a blank stare (I really thought they were trying to be funny). They finally figured it out. We always ask that question now when we hear it.

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    I have a few Disney based jokes but nothing I can post!! Let's just say they are not for the younger generation and this is a family affair!!

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    What I can post is what we now call the Crystal Palace characters... A few years back my Grandfather (god rest his soul) wanted so bad to go to a character dinner... We decided to go see pooh and friends keeping in mind out of 15 of us the youngest was 16... So there was my loud family sitting at 2 tables and waiting for the characters to come to see us. My grandfather was being a little impatient and decided if he shouted all of their names they may come see us sooner. He began calling out... Hey Tony the Tiger (tigger)... then Come here Igor (eeyore)... Hey you big yellow bear I'm waiting (pooh).. and he though piglet was a pink armadillo!! Every year since then we go back for dinner and just chuckle when tony, igor, the big yellow bear, and that pink armadillo make their appearence.

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